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Brad Pitt Stains - Shirt

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I know how frustrating those pesky yellow pit stains can be that form on white shirts over time. Well fret no more, because I guarantee you’ll love these Pitt Stains. These stains were recently voted “the Sexiest Stains Alive” by Glamour magazine in its January 2016 issue. Now who wouldn’t wanna sniff these Pitt’s? But don’t get too attached, because over time and extended wearing of this shirt, you will notice that these Pitt’s will start contracting jaundice, no one lives forever.

Illustrated by the moist fashionable twink I know, Matthew Hansen.


5 out of 5 stars
  • Reviewed by Kay
    5 out of 5 stars
    Dec 13, 2017
    my husband only man crush is brad pitt so i had to get this its soo funny he will get a good laugh from it! it came with cool Moist stickers that im obsessed with my sister in law hates the word moist so i had to add a sticker to her bday bag to freak her!! hahah thank you for the sticker love!
    Brad Pitt Stains - Shirt

  • Reviewed by Molly Diaz
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jan 8, 2018
    My friend is going to love this shirt! Great material and design. Loved the stickers and extras too! Thank you!
    MOIST - Shirt - Horizontal Logo

  • Reviewed by Maria Carchia
    Buyer photo Maria Carchia, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jul 28, 2018
    Absolutely in love with this thing! I wear it everyday and I love this guy so much! I have for so long! Fast shipping, great idea for a wristband! Highly recommend! A++! 5 stars.
    WWJTTD (What Would Jonathan Taylor Thomas Do) - Bracelet Wristband

  • Reviewed by hkoconnell
    5 out of 5 stars
    Dec 4, 2017
    Super soft, quality shirt and great customer service. Thank you!
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Brad Pitt Stains - Shirt

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Bella Canvas, Black, HTV, Heat Transfer, Vinyl
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 7 reviews
  • Favorited by: 8 people
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From Los Angeles, California
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