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Falling in love with your big c---

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I have felt like this before. Not often, but once in a while, you start to feel special feelings for someone and then comes that Samantha moment (Sex in The City), where you're terrified that you've fallen for someone with a small cock. I mean, she was so miserable after she found out how small his cock was! She couldn't go out with him anymore!

Which is why I say, have sex within the first hour of meeting the guy, so you don't get attached. But, you know, that's not always possible. SOmetimes you're on a plane. Or... you know, sometimes you've got standards that prohibit that kind of behavior.

SO: when you finally do wrap your hand around that ginormous cock, it's such a huge relief. And, you know, he should know you were worried, and now you're reassured. By the size of his penis.

I think this is one of my most romantic cards yet!

PS: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.

Falling in love with your big c---


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  • Materials: acrylic paint, paper, typewriter, my own torrid sexual history
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