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This item sold on June 12, 2012.

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one of the things i’ve always admired about drunks is their uncanny ability to convince themselves that Nothing Happened while they were hammered – or, if they can’t make themselves believe that much, they can at least write their behavior off as an effect of the booze – and then wonder why nobody else seems to be over it yet.

i’m not much of a drinker,* so i tried to use that line of reasoning by substituting some of my own vices - but i couldn't get anyone to believe that i called them at 2am, professing sloppy love for them, as a result of having eaten too much ice cream while watching the 24-hour dirty dancing marathon on lifetime. i swear, what’s a girl gotta do to earn a little street cred around here?

awesome built-in excuses notwithstanding, over-indulgence is never a good idea, and there comes a time in all of our gin-soaked lives when we must face up to our actions,** and get clean. which of course is where soap comes in! the latest addition to my arsenal of awesomeness is recovery. scented with a lovely light, fizzy, gingery, junipery fragrance, and loaded (ha! get it? loaded? cuz i’m talking about drunk people?) with stuff like mango butter and olive oil, it may not erase your debaucheries, but at least you'll smell nice while you're apologizing for them.

* yes i am

** in this case, vomiting on the dog

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each bar is hand-cut using my cheap yet terrifically, painfully sharp dollar store butcher knife. bars are all approximately 5 ounces, but please allow for slight variations.

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ingredients: distilled water, coconut oil, palm oil, mango butter, avocado oil, olive oil, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, fragrance, beeswax, white clay, mica.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: distilled water, coconut oil, palm oil, mango butter, avocado oil, olive oil, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, fragrance, beeswax, white clay, color
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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  • Favorited by: 4 people