Price:£9.25+
Original Price: £26.41
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Highlights
Candle Sizes & Burn Times:
3.4 oz Candle (in a 4 oz jar):
Height: 2.75 inches | Diameter: 2 inches
Burn Time: 20-25 hours
7.2 oz Candle (in a 9 oz jar):
Height: 3.5 inches | Diameter: 2.75 inches
Burn Time: 40-50 hours
Crafted with Care:
🌿 100% Coconut Apricot Wax
🕯️ 100% Cotton Wicks (Lead & Zinc-Free)
✨ Premium Fragrance Oils (Phthalate-Free)
🌍 Gluten-Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty-Free
Scent Profiles:
Beachwood: Fresh ocean air paired with driftwood and sea salt.
Cashmere Musk: A warm, cozy blend of soft cashmere and light musk.
Midnight Blackberry: Juicy blackberries balanced with hints of midnight blooms.
Cinnamon Chai: A spiced mix of cinnamon, cloves, and creamy chai tea.
Fraser Fir: Crisp evergreen notes reminiscent of a fresh-cut Christmas tree.
Vanilla Bean: Sweet and classic with rich, creamy vanilla notes.
Lavender: A calming, herbal fragrance of pure lavender fields.
Mango Coconut: A tropical fusion of ripe mangoes and creamy coconut milk.
Unscented: Perfect for those who prefer a flame without fragrance.
Perfect for Gifting:
Celebrate new beginnings with the "Smells Like Homeowner in This Bitch" soy candle—a thoughtful housewarming, new homeowner, or closing gift. Whether they prefer tropical vibes, cozy warmth, or clean simplicity, these candles offer something for everyone. Wishing them many happy memories in their new home!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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Delivery cost: £6.95
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Dispatched from: Phoenix, AZ
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Reviews for this item
Buyer highlights, summarised by AI: Smells amazing · Fast delivery · Gift-worthy · As described · Helpful seller · Great quality
Good laughs all around - Mom was the first to smell
I ordered Cashmere Musk as a gift for my sister and it smells so good! Funny saying was a bonus lol fast shipping and great for gifts!
The scent I picked was supposed to smell like warm vanilla. It smelled like a urinal cake.
The candle is exactly as described and smells wonderful. The seller was super nice and very helpful.
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Smooth dispatch Has a history of dispatching on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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