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Funny Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend, Butt Would Be So Lonely Without You Touching It, Husband Card, Anniversary Gifts For Him
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Anniversary Card - This funny and witty anniversary card with the text "My butt would be so lonely without you touching it all the time" is sure to make your boyfriend, husband, or fiance, or partner laugh!
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 "𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚" 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 :)
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀:
⊹ Size: 4.5 x 6.25 Inches folded
⊹ Premium, high-quality matte card stock
⊹ Includes a red envelope
⊹ Blank inside with an option to get a custom message printed inside
⊹ Comes in a clear sleeve for added protection
𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴:
⊹ I am dedicated 𝗙𝗔𝗦𝗧 shipping! :) Your card will be sent out the 𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬 or the 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝘆.
⊹ Shipped from San Diego, California
⊹ 𝗨𝗦𝗣𝗦 First Class Mail with 𝗡𝗢 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 (𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶)
𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲: (𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘥 —𝘜𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘜𝘚𝘗𝘚 ☹)
⊹ 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀: 1-5 business days
⊹ 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: 7-14 days
✧ 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁
♥ You can see other cards, here: https://wildcardsgreetingco.etsy.com
If you have any questions, please send a message! I will be happy to help! :)♥
Designed and illustrated by Wild Cards Greeting Co.
© 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗼. 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Fast shipping Great quality Looks great As described Helpful seller Perfect gift
Love the card. Customer service was great as well.
It was a hit! Very nice!
Fun card for my husband - I cannot wait to give it to him! LOL
It was the perfect card!!
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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