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Name: Funny Boat Shirt, I and #39;m In A Long-distance Relationship With My Boat, Boating Humor Tee, Marina Life Gift, Boat Owner Gift
Brand: TickleStitchDotCom
SKU: 4450091150
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (18 reviews)

----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Funny Boat Shirt, I and #39;m In A Long-distance Relationship With My Boat, Boating Humor Tee, Marina Life Gift, Boat Owner Gift

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4.9 (18)

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Do you feel that unique ache of separation from your beloved vessel during the off-season? This funny boat shirt is for every dedicated boat owner who understands the struggles of winter storage and yearns for days back on the water. It's the perfect way to express your boating humor and nautical sadness with a smile.

Featuring the relatable phrase, 'I'm In A Long-distance Relationship With My Boat', this tee perfectly captures the dry dock humor and yachting withdrawal many experience. It's a clever nod to the deep connection you have with your vessel, whether it's sailing out on the open sea or simply enjoying marina life. Show off your sailing obsession and maritime lifestyle, even when you're landlocked. This boat owner gift speaks volumes to anyone missing their lake house gear or coastal living adventures.

This humorous boat tee makes an excellent boating gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because, for any friend or family member who lives for the water.

⚡️ Classic Tee – Soft, Durable, and Ready for Daily Wear

👉 How to Order

Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos
Add to cart and you're good to go

👕 Product Info

Printed on Gildan 5000 classic tees
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
Direct‑to‑garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Unisex fit – looser on many women; size down for fitted, up for oversized
Shoulder tape helps the shirt keep its shape
Tubular knit body sits smoothly and reduces fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar stays neat wash after wash

🚚 Shipping

Fast processing with tracking on every order
Most U.S. orders land in about a week

📣 Helpful Info

If you favorite the item, you get a $1 off coupon in your email.
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety & representative info: see shop announcement/FAQ (applies to all products).
Details about ordering from outside the U.S. are in the shop FAQ section.

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Non‑chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean

👋 About Our Shop

This isn't "plain basic tee" territory — it's loud, weird, and made for people who'd rather make the room laugh than blend into the background.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "did they really put that on a shirt?" and "yes, and I'm wearing it in public," you're in the right place. Tickle Stitch, Funny Clothing for Funny People.

⚡️ Classic Tee – Soft, Durable, and Ready for Daily Wear

👉 How to Order

Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos
Add to cart and you're good to go

👕 Product Info

Printed on Gildan 5000 classic tees
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
Direct‑to‑garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Unisex fit – looser on many women; size down for fitted, up for oversized
Shoulder tape helps the shirt keep its shape
Tubular knit body sits smoothly and reduces fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar stays neat wash after wash

🚚 Shipping

Fast processing with tracking on every order
Most U.S. orders land in about a week

📣 Helpful Info

If you favorite the item, you get a $1 off coupon in your email.
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety & representative info: see shop announcement/FAQ (applies to all products).
Details about ordering from outside the U.S. are in the shop FAQ section.

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Non‑chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean

🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Every item is printed just for you when you order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind or a missed size (the size chart in the photos has you covered)
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, message us with a photo and we'll make it right fast with a free replacement or a full refund

👋 About Our Shop

This isn't "plain basic tee" territory — it's loud, weird, and made for people who'd rather make the room laugh than blend into the background.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "did they really put that on a shirt?" and "yes, and I'm wearing it in public," you're in the right place. Tickle Stitch, Funny Clothing for Funny People.

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Returns & exchanges not accepted.
Ships from: Hialeah, FL
Cost to ship: $5.99
Deliver to United States, 43215
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