Long Distance Relationship With My Boat Long Distance Boat Shirt Funny Boating Owner Gift

This long distance boat shirt features a clean black typewriter font stating "I'm in a long-distance relationship with my boat." centered across the chest. Designed for sailors, captains, and boat owners who miss the open water, this funny boat shirt brings a lighthearted laugh to anyone missing their vessel. It makes a memorable boating humor gift for friends and family who spend every free weekend at the docks.

Wear this sailing humor tee to your next weekend getaway, marina gathering, or summer lake trip. It serves as an easy lake life shirt for casual days off, boat maintenance weekends, or relaxing by the water. Give it as a thoughtful boat dad gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or holidays to celebrate their love for sailing.

Made with comfort and durability, this classic tee features Print: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology for a clean image. Made with Material: 100% Pre-shrunk Cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly) and a Weight: 5.3 oz/yd (180 g/m), it is Origin: Printed on demand in the USA. Designed with a Seamless double-needle 7/8 inch collar, Finish: Pre-shrunk, and Fit: Unisex Classic Fit, true to size. For Sizing: True to size. For an oversized look, size up. For Care: Machine wash cold inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the design.

Why you'll love it:
• Minimalist typewriter phrase printed on the chest.
• Great conversation starter for captains and boating enthusiasts.
• Material: 100% Pre-shrunk Cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly).
• Fit: Unisex Classic Fit, true to size.
• Origin: Printed on demand in the USA.
• Care: Machine wash cold inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the design.

⚡️ Classic Tee – Soft, Durable, and Ready for Daily Wear

👉 How to Order

Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos
Add to cart and you're good to go

👕 Product Info

Printed on Gildan 5000 classic tees
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
Direct‑to‑garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Unisex fit – looser on many women; size down for fitted, up for oversized
Shoulder tape helps the shirt keep its shape
Tubular knit body sits smoothly and reduces fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar stays neat wash after wash

🚚 Shipping

Fast processing with tracking on every order
Most U.S. orders land in about a week

📣 Helpful Info

If you favorite the item, you get a $1 off coupon in your email.
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety & representative info: see shop announcement/FAQ (applies to all products).
Details about ordering from outside the U.S. are in the shop FAQ section.

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Non‑chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean

🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Every item is printed just for you when you order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind or a missed size (the size chart in the photos has you covered)
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, message us with a photo and we'll make it right fast with a free replacement or a full refund

👋 About Our Shop

This isn't "plain basic tee" territory — it's loud, weird, and made for people who'd rather make the room laugh than blend into the background.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "did they really put that on a shirt?" and "yes, and I'm wearing it in public," you're in the right place. Tickle Stitch, Funny Clothing for Funny People.

Hoodie option available

How to Order
Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos (unisex classic fit, true to size)
Add to cart and you're set

Product Info
Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt
50 percent cotton, 50 percent polyester medium-heavy fleece (8 oz) for cozy warmth and a soft feel
Ribbed cuffs and hem keep their shape wash after wash
Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord, front pouch pocket, tear-away label
Made with 100 percent ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Direct-to-garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Please note: the White color can look off-white rather than bright white because of the fabric, and print placement can vary slightly from piece to piece

Shipping
Fast processing with tracking on every order

Helpful Info
Favorite the item to get a $1 off coupon in your email
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety and representative info: see shop announcement / FAQ

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out (max 30C / 90F)
Tumble dry medium or hang dry
Non-chlorine bleach only, if needed
Iron, steam or dry on low heat; do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean

Returns & Exchanges
Every item is printed just for you when you order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind or a missed size (the size chart in the photos has you covered)
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, message us with a photo and we'll make it right fast with a free replacement or a full refund

Long Sleeve option available

✨ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee: Soft, Lived-In, Built to Last

👉 How to Order
Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos (classic unisex fit)
Add to cart and you're set

👕 Product Info
Printed on the Comfort Colors 6014 garment-dyed long sleeve tee (6.1 oz)
100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
Direct-to-garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Classic unisex fit with long sleeves, a crew neck and a sewn-in twill label
Garment-dye character: each piece has slight color variation. That's the look.

🚚 Shipping
Fast processing with tracking on every order

📣 Helpful Info
Favorite the item to get a $1 off coupon in your email
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety and representative info: see shop announcement / FAQ

🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out (max 30C / 90F)
Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the garment-dyed color
Non-chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean

🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Every item is printed just for you when you order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind or a missed size (the size chart in the photos has you covered)
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, message us with a photo and we'll make it right fast with a free replacement or a full refund