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Fully functioning giant penis sculpture shoots water over 20 feet! Completely handcrafted out of styrofoam, covered in felt, with bug sprayers in the sack. I made it for a performance in Omaha, Nebraska where I inserted the penis in public art sculptures, but you can do whatever with the huge phallus.

Watch full video of my giant penis sculpture in action.
>>> http://www.OPublicArtProject.org <<<
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Featured on Tosh.O Comedy Central blog.
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http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/12/weekend-flashback-last-minute-valentine-suggestion-nsfw/

Shaft measures 60 inches long, 18 inches diameter, and weighs 18 pounds (152 cm long, 45 cm diameter, 8 kilos). Shipped on a small freight pallet via UPS. Tracking number will be emailed to you.

Can't afford the actual $9,999 Giant Penis Sculpture? Enjoy this 10 page commemorative edition booklet. http://www.etsy.com/listing/86328053/omaha-public-art-project-booklet

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: styrofoam, felt, yarn, water sprayers
  • Ships worldwide from Nebraska, United States
  • Feedback: 227 reviews
  • Favorited by: 93 people

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