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Large text reads: "HAPPY AS A CLAM"
Small text reads: "Our lives are meaningless" and "I want to die"

Hand-printed in white on Navy Blue Bella 100% cotton tees. Available only in women’s size S.

Living a stagnant life, filter-feeding off the waste of more attractive creatures, consisting of gelatinous ooze between two saucer-like shells … How happy is a clam, really?

Based on a wonderful comic from Sticky Comics (http://www.stickycomics.com/happy_clams), the Happy as a Clam Tee is for anyone wondering how satisfied these bivalves could possibly be.

Small - fits sizes 0-4 - chest to fit 31" to 33" - 30" to 31" inseam
Medium - fits sizes 4-8 - chest to fit 34" to 36" - 31" to 32" inseam
Large - fits sizes 8-10 - chest to fit 37" to 39" - 32" to 33" inseam
XL - fits sizes 10-12 - chest to fit 39" to 41" - 34" to 34.5" inseam

**This design is also available in mens/unisex sizes: http://www.etsy.com/listing/44806361/happy-as-a-clam-mens-tee-denim-blue **

Happy as a Clam Womens Tee (Navy Blue)


  • Handmade item
  • Size: S - Women
  • Materials: tshirt, cotton, screenprinting ink
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 57 reviews
  • Favorited by: 10 people