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A funny coworker leaving gift candle that says “this dumpster fire won’t be the same without you,” perfect for office farewells, work besties, and goodbye gifts with personality. A unique and sarcastic candle gift that adds humor to any new job send-off or office celebration. Wicked Toasty Candles

-QUICK CANDLE DETAILS-
• 100% hand-poured soy wax sourced in the USA
• 8 oz frosted jar with bamboo lid and silicone seal
• 3" W x 3.5" H
• Burn time: 35 hours
• No harmful chemicals like phthalates, parabens, or sulfates
• No artificial dyes – eco-friendly and hypoallergenic
• Wick type: Cotton wick
• Ships in a white gift box within a durable corrugated cardboard box for shipping

-MATERIALS-
Our candles are made with sustainably sourced soy wax, cotton wicks, and thoughtfully blended, phthalate-free fragrances. Each one is vegan, clean-burning, and free from lead, parabens, and synthetic dyes, because we believe in keeping things simple, safe, and intentionally made. Simple ingredients, made for cozy moments.

-TOASTY FRAGRANCES-

COFFEE SHOP
This scent captures the richness of freshly brewed coffee layered with warm caramel and smooth vanilla. It opens bold and inviting, then settles into a slightly sweet, creamy warmth.
Full-bodied and comforting — like your favorite cup, without the rush.

VANILLA BEAN
This fragrance leans into the rich, creamy depth of true vanilla with a soft bakery warmth. Notes of buttercream and vanilla cake create a smooth, comforting sweetness, while a hint of bourbon adds a subtle, grounded finish.
A vanilla that feels warm and inviting — never overly sugary, always just right.

LAVENDER FIELDS
This scent blends calming lavender with soft citrus and airy woods, creating a fragrance that feels both fresh and grounded. It opens light and slightly bright, then settles into a smooth, powdery calm with a gentle herbal finish.
Relaxing without feeling sleepy — clean, balanced, and quietly comforting.

CLEAN COTTON
This fragrance captures the feeling of freshly washed linens with a soft, airy finish. Bright cotton blossom and a touch of lemon lift the scent, while linen and light florals create a clean, sun-dried softness.
Fresh without being sharp — like a home that simply feels put together.

PINEAPPLE SAGE
This scent blends juicy pineapple with green, herbal notes for a bright yet grounded fragrance. The sweetness is balanced by fresh sage and soft greenery, creating something that feels both lively and clean.
Light, refreshing, and a little unexpected — never overly tropical, always crisp.

PUMPKIN SPICE
This fragrance brings together warm pumpkin, brown sugar, and classic spices with a smooth, creamy base. Cinnamon and clove add depth, while butter and vanilla round everything into a soft, bakery-inspired finish.
Comforting and nostalgic — like fall, but softer and more refined.

UNSCENTED
This candle is intentionally fragrance-free, designed for those who want the soft glow of candlelight without added scent. It offers a clean, simple burn that creates warmth and atmosphere without overwhelming a space.
Minimal, calming, and quietly essential — just light, and nothing more.

🎄 CHRISTMAS SPRUCE (seasonal)
This fragrance captures the crisp, woodsy character of freshly cut evergreen with a smooth, grounding depth. Notes of cedar and fir needles bring a natural, forest-like freshness, while soft touches of clove and eucalyptus add a subtle warmth and lift.
Clean, comforting, and quietly nostalgic — like bringing a bit of winter indoors, without the chill.

-CANDLE MAINTENANCE-
Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each use.
Do not burn longer than 4 hours; if exceeded, extinguish, trim wick to 1/4 inch, then relight.
Allow the melt pool to reach the edge of the vessel on every burn to prevent tunneling.
Keep wick trimmings and debris out of the wax to avoid fire hazards.
Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep out of reach of pets and children.
Stop burning when 1/4 inch of wax remains to prevent overheating or glass damage. Always burn on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from flammable objects.
If your candle starts to smoke, gets too hot or the flame is too big or flickering, extinguish the candle, let cool, trim the wick to 1/4” and relight.
Always keep candle away from flammable objects.A note about my creative process: This design was created with the assistance of AI tools, guided by my own creative direction. I personally refine the artwork, adjust colors and details, and thoughtfully arrange the design elements, adding my own touches to bring my vision to life in the finished piece.