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Comfort Colors® Attempted Murder Shirt, Funny Crow Shirt, Crow Lover Gift, Dark Humor Crow Shirt, Sarcastic Raven Tee for Smart Humor Fan

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Price:AU$33.57+

Original Price: AU$37.30+

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Original value: AU$74.60

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Highlights

If your kind of humor leans a little dark and a lot clever, this “Attempted Murder” crow shirt is made for you. Featuring two crows and a witty play on words, it’s the perfect conversation starter for anyone who loves birds, puns, or just a subtle touch of sarcasm in their everyday style.

Ideal for casual outings, coffee shop hangs, nature walks, or lounging at home, this design fits effortlessly into your daily wardrobe. Available as a t-shirt, sweatshirt, or hoodie, it pairs easily with jeans, leggings, or layered looks - giving you comfort while showing off your personality.

A fun and unique gift for bird lovers, crow enthusiasts, goth aesthetic fans, pun lovers, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because—you’ve found something a little unexpected and unforgettable.

Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² / 206.8 g/m²)
- Relaxed, vintage-style fit
- Soft-washed garment-dyed feel
- Sewn-in twill label
T-Shirt Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron or steam on low
- Do not dry clean

Fit & Sizing:
- This is a unisex tee with a relaxed fit.
- For best results, lay your favorite shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare with the size chart in the photos to ensure the perfect fit.

Returns & Exchanges:
- All shirts are custom made to order; therefore, we do not accept returns or exchanges.
- If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact me and I’ll be happy to help.

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Heather 17 Oct, 2026

I love this shirt!! It’s so funny! It’s well-made and great quality, and it looks like the shop photos. The shirt fits true to size. My order arrived on time and was well-packaged for shipping. I’m very happy with this purchase, and I recommend this shirt and this shop! :)

Heather 17 Oct, 2026

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Trista 15 Oct, 2026

LOVE this shirt! Great quality. The fit is perfect.

Trista 15 Oct, 2026

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Anita 15 Sept, 2026

The 1st time that I wore thos shirt I got compliments and they even "got" it.

Anita 15 Sept, 2026

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Beverly 31 Jul, 2026

Once again, terrific product and care. My sister loves it :)

Beverly 31 Jul, 2026

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