Medieval Plague Doctor Bumper Sticker | A Plague Upon All Who Hasten Me | Gothic Funny Car Decal | Dark Academia Unique Middle Ages Sticker

Add a little dark medieval humor to your daily commute ☠️

This vintage-inspired bumper sticker features an elegant frame with ornate detailing, the phrase: “A plague upon all who hasten me” in an old-English style font in the center and haunting plague doctor sketch illustrations on both sides.

This bumper sticker or magnet is perfect for those who prefer their humor dark, dramatic, and just a little unhinged.

Whether you're creeping through traffic or making a statement in the parking lot, this gothic decal delivers personality with a timeless, old-world aesthetic!

🖤 Sticker Details:
• Size: 10 x 3in
• Printed on durable 4 mil white vinyl
• Finish: Weatherproof & waterproof
• Premium inks for sharp, vivid color that resists fading for long-lasting outdoor use
• Easy peel-and-stick application

🖤 Magnet Details:
• Size: 10 x 3in
• 100% PVC vinyl with matte finish
• All-weather durable for outdoor use
• Black magnetic backing
• Digital-direct (DDP) printing for crisp detail
• Made with highly durable and weatherproof vinyl so that your magnet stays pristine even when left under direct sunlight.
**Only works on metal surfaces** Please test your chosen surface with a fridge magnet to confirm this magnet will work for you!

🖤 Sticker Details:
• Size: 11 x 3in
• Material: premium water-resistant vinyl
• Finish: Matte
• Waterproof sticky adhesive
• Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
• Easy peel-and-stick application
• Premium vinyl rated to last over 5 years in all weather conditions
• Eco-Friendly: printed using environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks
• UV protective laminate for top-tier durability against water, sunlight, and scratches.

🖤 Magnet Details:
• Size: 11.5 x 3in
• Printed on 30mm vinyl with black magnetic backing
• Highly durable and weatherproof
• Finish: Matte
• UV inkjet printing for crisp long lasting color so that your magnet stays pristine even when left under direct sunlight.
**Only works on metal surfaces** Please test your chosen surface with a fridge magnet to confirm this magnet will work for you!
•Magnet Care: Remove the magnet at regular intervals to guard against moisture and dirt buildup between the magnet and the metal surface (particularly on outdoor applications). Clean both the magnet and metal surface with mild detergent; wipe with a soft cloth or allow to air-dry.

🎨Choose your moody medieval color vibe:
-Black
-Dark Blue
-Dark Green
-Dark Red

🖤💀 Perfect For:
• Gothic & dark academia lovers
• Medieval humor fans
• Introverts with strong opinions about tailgating
• Unique car accessories
• Witchy, spooky, or alternative aesthetics

🎁 Makes a perfect gift for:
• All year round Halloween lovers
• History & middle ages enthusiasts
• Friends with dramatic personalities
• Anyone who hates being rushed

Care Instructions
Apply to a clean, dry surface. Wipe down with a towel to clean. Designed to withstand all-weather outdoor conditions and regular vehicle use.

🚚 Shipping & Production
• Made to order with care in the USA
• Processing time: 4-6 business days
• Shipped securely to prevent damage
*Designed by us with licensed graphics (no AI!) & printed\shipped by a professional print shop
**If you have products of different types in your order they may ship in separate packages**

⚠️ Please Note:
-Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings
-We do not offer returns or exchanges due to the custom nature of each order but please reach out if there are any issues with your order!

Thank you for supporting my small business! If you have any questions or special requests, please feel free to send me a message. I'm here to help!

Sarah -DarkFlowerDesignShop