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This beeyootifull muhmaid will make this summer your most magical yet!

This 18x24 black velvet painting just sweats magic. You'll put it up on your wall, sit back on your couch, crack a beer and think, 'This is the best purchase I've ever made in my life. I should just stop buying all things. It can't get better than this. I can just sit here, drink this beer, and stare at this painting for the rest of my days'.

In time, your friends will wonder what happened to you. Why don't you come out anymore? Why'd you quit your job? I heard your BF/GF broke up with you. Are you ok? But all you have to do is invite them over, hand them a beer, and sit them down next to you on the couch. They'll get it. They won't leave. You and your friends will be together forever. Drinking beer on a couch and staring at this painting. The only thing anyone will say, from time to time, will be, "This is the best purchase you've made in your entire life".*


*This scenario is not guaranteed with your purchase.

The World's Most Beautiful Muhmaid (18 and older only)

$125.00

Only 1 available


Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: black velvet, oil, magic
  • Only ships within United States.
  • Favorited by: 1 person