Funny Sarcastic Shirt, I'd Agree With You Quote Tee, Office Humor Coworker Gift, Dry Humor Shirt, Sarcasm Gift for Men and Women

🙃 I'D AGREE WITH YOU, BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG.

🌍 PRINTED CLOSE TO YOU
This item is made to order by our print partners and routed to a production facility near your delivery address whenever one is available – for example in the EU, the UK or the US. That usually means shorter shipping and no import fees within the EU, UK and US. Etsy may still show a US origin address; your actual production location can differ. Customs and fees, if any, are shown at checkout.

📌 IN SHORT: A sarcastic quote T-shirt with the line "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong" in colorful retro typography. Dry humor for coworkers, bosses and everyone who loves a polite comeback, printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee in Ivory, White, Orchid, Blue Jean or Pepper, sizes S–3XL.

The most polite way to end a discussion you never wanted to have.
No shouting, no eye-rolling – just one calm sentence and a friendly smile.
For meetings, family dinners and every comment section that should not exist.

Wear it to the meeting.
Wear it to the family dinner.
Wear it when someone starts a sentence with "Actually…".

⭐ QUICK FACTS

★ Product: Sarcastic quote T-shirt with retro typography (unisex)
★ Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717 – heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% cotton
★ Print: "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong" retro lettering, front print (DTG)
★ Colors: Ivory, White, Orchid, Blue Jean, Pepper
★ Sizes: S–3XL, relaxed unisex fit
★ Made to order · free shipping · 30-day returns & exchanges

⭐ THE DESIGN

★ Retro script and block lettering: I'D AGREE WITH YOU – BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG
★ Warm vintage colors in yellow, orange, red and green
★ Slightly worn retro texture
★ Large, easy-to-read front print

Original SarcasmArt slogan – the friendliest comeback we know.

👕 THE SHIRT — COMFORT COLORS 1717

★ Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz/yd² / 206 g/m²
★ 100% ring-spun US cotton
★ Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look
★ Relaxed unisex fit
★ Twill-taped neck and shoulders
★ Double-needle sleeves and hem
★ Durable DTG print

🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS

All colors are garment-dyed, so every shirt has that soft, slightly washed vintage look.
Ivory — warm off-white for the classic vintage look
White — clean white for bright colors
Orchid — soft washed lilac pink
Blue Jean — faded denim blue
Pepper — washed charcoal grey with a vintage feel

Fabric composition
All colors: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed

Colors can vary slightly depending on your screen and the natural characteristics of the fabric.

📏 FIT & SIZING

👕 Choose your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.
👕 Size down one size for a closer fit.
👕 Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.

Width (laid flat, armpit to armpit) × Length
S: 18.3 × 26.6 in (46 × 68 cm)
M: 20.3 × 28 in (52 × 71 cm)
L: 22 × 29.4 in (56 × 75 cm)
XL: 24 × 30.8 in (61 × 78 cm)
2XL: 26 × 31.6 in (66 × 80 cm)
3XL: 27.8 × 32.5 in (71 × 83 cm)
Measurements may vary by ± 1 in (2.5 cm). Tip: measure a T-shirt you love and compare.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

★ Coworkers, managers and consultants
★ Friends who always win the argument
★ Teachers, lawyers and debate lovers
★ Siblings and partners with a sarcastic streak
★ Anyone fluent in polite sarcasm

🎁 A funny gift for coworkers, bosses, friends and family – for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or a farewell. Cheeky, but office-friendly.

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

🧺 Turn inside out before washing
🧺 Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C / 86 °F) with similar colors
🧺 Mild detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener
🧺 Tumble dry low or hang dry
🧺 Iron inside out on low heat – never directly over the print
🧺 Do not dry clean

📦 MADE TO ORDER, SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every shirt is made to order especially for you and professionally printed by one of our production partners.

📦 Production takes 3–5 business days
📦 Free shipping – most shipments include tracking, synced automatically with Etsy
📦 Several items may arrive in separate packages
📦 Please use the estimated delivery window shown by Etsy for your destination
↩️ Returns and exchanges within 30 days (return shipping paid by the buyer)
💬 Misprint or damage? Message us – we will make it right.

❓ FAQ

Is this shirt unisex? – Yes, it is a unisex fit for men and women.
Does it run small? – It has a relaxed fit and runs true to size; size down for a closer fit.
Will the print crack or fade? – The DTG print stays soft and durable when washed inside out in cold water.
Is it a good gift for a coworker or boss? – Yes. The joke is clever rather than rude, so it works in most offices and families.
Which colors are available? – Ivory, White, Orchid, Blue Jean, Pepper.
Is 4XL available? – This design is offered in S to 3XL.

🏷️ WHO MAKES THIS

SarcasmArt is a small independent design studio from Bad Bramstedt in northern Germany (Sarcasm Art UG). Ideas and slogans are created by us; every piece is printed after you order by experienced print-on-demand partners. Questions about size, color or a gift order? Send us a message – a real person from our small team will reply.

🖤 I'd agree with you. But no.

SarcasmArt – Dry humor. Zero small talk. Say it. Wear it.

🤖 DESIGN & AI TRANSPARENCY

This is an AI-assisted design. The concept, wording, creative direction, layout selection and final product presentation were developed and curated by SarcasmArt. Generative AI tools were used as part of the design process, with the final artwork selected, edited and prepared for production by us.

The lifestyle photos in this listing are AI-generated product visualizations based on our actual print design. Fabric color and print may look slightly different in real life.

製造者：

Hersteller und verantwortlicher Wirtschaftsakteur in der EU:
Sarcasm Art UG (haftungsbeschränkt)
Liethberg 15
24576 Bad Bramstedt
Deutschland
E-Mail: support [!at] sarcasmart.com

Produkt: Unisex-T-Shirt, Comfort Colors 1717, 100 % ringgesponnene Baumwolle
Auf Bestellung gefertigt von Produktionspartnern im Auftrag der Sarcasm Art UG.
Identifikation: Listing-Nummer und Varianten-SKU stehen auf der Bestellbestätigung.

Manufacturer and EU responsible economic operator:
Sarcasm Art UG (haftungsbeschränkt)
Liethberg 15
24576 Bad Bramstedt
Germany
Email: support [!at] sarcasmart.com

Product: unisex T-shirt, Comfort Colors 1717, 100% ring-spun cotton
Made to order by production partners on behalf of Sarcasm Art UG.
Identification: listing number and variant SKU are shown on your order confirmation.

製品の安全性：

本製品は、SarcasmArtのオリジナルデザインに基づき、専門の製造パートナーによって受注生産され、ドイツのSarcasm Art UG（有限責任会社）によって販売されています。通常の使用目的のみにご使用ください。製品固有のお手入れ方法に従ってください。火気や高温に近づけないでください。梱包材は玩具ではありませんので、乳幼児の手の届かない場所に保管してください。