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SlapYourLlama 2 years ago

Brand new stitchmarkers in the shop - for those of us who sometimes get frustrated with our yarn! (Adult content warning)

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Not your grandma's stitchmarkers! Welcome to the dark side of yarn.

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These are NOT your grandma's stitchmarkers! Those of us in the fiber arts know there's a darker side... where yarn snags, cables get miscrossed, stitches drop. And we know what comes next... so say it loud and say it proud with this set of 6 stitchmarkers with different sayings on both sides. That's a total of a dozen, which should satisfy your black fiberista's heart.

Red: ohgod why/DAMMIT
Orange: son of a BITCH/FFS (which stands for For Fuck's Sake)
Yellow: WTF/FUCK
Green: *!%$^/OMG
Blue: fuck this shit/where's the WINE?
Purple: SHIT/I am COUNTING

Small and large loops now come with one locking marker.

Introducing the llamas' BRAND-NEW stitchmarkers! Better than the ones you know and love, these are even lighter, thinner, and more vibrant. And best of all, the image is on both sides!

Beautiful discs measure 5/8" (16mm) in diameter and are a thin 1/32" (1mm). You won't believe how light they are!

Choose from three non-snag styles:
Small/closed loop - fits up to a size 8 (5mm) needle - great for socks and lace
Large/closed loop - fits up to a size 13 (10mm) needle,
Locking/removable - great for crochet, or for end-of-round or moving pattern repeats in knitting; also fits up to a size 11 (8mm) needle.

All markers arrive on a reusable hoop.

I do custom work - please convo me for details!
These are NOT your grandma's stitchmarkers! Those of us in the fiber arts know there's a darker side... where yarn snags, cables get miscrossed, stitches drop. And we know what comes next... so say it loud and say it proud with this set of 6 stitchmarkers with different sayings on both sides. That's a total of a dozen, which should satisfy your black fiberista's heart.

Red: ohgod why/DAMMIT
Orange: son of a BITCH/FFS (which stands for For Fuck's Sake)
Yellow: WTF/FUCK
Green: *!%$^/OMG
Blue: fuck this shit/where's the WINE?
Purple: SHIT/I am COUNTING

Small and large loops now come with one locking marker.

Introducing the llamas' BRAND-NEW stitchmarkers! Better than the ones you know and love, these are even lighter, thinner, and more vibrant. And best of all, the image is on both sides!

Beautiful discs measure 5/8" (16mm) in diameter and are a thin 1/32" (1mm). You won't believe how light they are!

Choose from three non-snag styles:
Small/closed loop - fits up to a size 8 (5mm) needle - great for socks and lace
Large/closed loop - fits up to a size 13 (10mm) needle,
Locking/removable - great for crochet, or for end-of-round or moving pattern repeats in knitting; also fits up to a size 11 (8mm) needle.

All markers arrive on a reusable hoop.

I do custom work - please convo me for details!

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(1,363)
Reviewed by Karla Miller
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 9, 2018
The best ever! Awesome! I love them!
Not your grandma's stitchmarkers! Welcome to the dark side of yarn.

Reviewed by Nicole
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 6, 2018
These stitch markers are so much fun! I appreciated the personal touches included with the packaging and the timeliness with which I received my items! I will most definitely order from Melissa again!
Not your grandma's stitchmarkers! Welcome to the dark side of yarn.

Reviewed by maricarb
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 4, 2018
Recipient loved the stitch markers.
Not your grandma's stitchmarkers! Welcome to the dark side of yarn.

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I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
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Returns and exchange details
Exchanges are accepted within 7 business days if there is a flaw or mistake on my part; I generally do not refund shipping costs. Should you have issues with your order, I would be grateful if you would contact me before leaving feedback - I will do everything in my power to ensure you're pleased with your purchase.

**There are NO REFUNDS on custom orders; I work extensively to ensure that my creation is as close as possible to your vision. I will send image requirements in our convo; please understand that image quality affects the final product.**
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Shipping policies

I charge shipping based on the weight and dimensions of your order plus a very small fee for shipping supplies. If I am able to ship your package for less than you've paid, I will refund the difference at the time of shipping. You will receive an email that includes tracking information as well as any refund issued.

Duties, customs, and local taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.

Additional policies

I can make charms and decals out of most images; please convo me for customs, quantity pricing, and wholesale policies.

FAQs

I can make charms and decals out of most images; please convo me for customs and quantity pricing. Please note that I do not work with copyrighted images unless you own the copyright.
Yes, I do sell wholesale! Please contact me for more information.

Not your grandma's stitchmarkers! Welcome to the dark side of yarn.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Craft type: Crochet, Knitting
  • Materials: ink, snag free loops, acrylic discs, jump rings, leverbacks
  • Feedback: 1363 reviews
  • Favorited by: 94 people
  • Gift message available

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