• May include: A greeting card featuring a person in a pink dress sitting near a large roll of beige wrapping paper tied with a red ribbon. The scene includes various gift boxes, bows, and a lamp. The text Holiday Wrapping is printed at the bottom.
  • May include: A white greeting card opened to reveal the black printed text Some gifts simply wrap themselves. The card is displayed against a solid light green background, showing the interior page with the message centred on the right side.
  • May include: A white greeting card featuring a circular illustration of a woman with a white bar over her eyes. Below the image, the text reads Domestic Disturbia, Pearls. Pills. Panic. Because presentation is everything. Holiday Wrapping 2026.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a pink dress sitting next to a rolled-up rug with legs protruding from it, surrounded by gift boxes and bows. The back displays the text Domestic Disturbia.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a pink dress sitting next to a large rolled-up rug tied with a red ribbon, surrounded by gift boxes, wrapping paper rolls, and bows, accompanied by a blank tan envelope.
  • May include: A greeting card measuring 12.7 cm by 17.8 cm featuring a person in a pink dress sitting near a rolled-up rug with legs protruding from it. The card includes text stating cards are larger than standard 4x6 and ship in a protective sleeve.
  • May include: A framed print featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a pink dress sitting among Christmas gifts and wrapping paper rolls. The text "Perfect for framing!" is printed at the top of the black frame against a green background.
  • May include: A rectangular beige informational card with a teal border and a circular portrait of a person at the top. The text details shipping policies, including Free Shipping, USPS First Class, and USPS Ground Advantage options for cards.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a person in a pink dress sitting near a large roll of beige wrapping paper tied with a red ribbon. The scene includes various gift boxes, bows, and a lamp. The text Holiday Wrapping is printed at the bottom.
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  • May include: A white greeting card opened to reveal the black printed text Some gifts simply wrap themselves. The card is displayed against a solid light green background, showing the interior page with the message centred on the right side.
  • May include: A white greeting card featuring a circular illustration of a woman with a white bar over her eyes. Below the image, the text reads Domestic Disturbia, Pearls. Pills. Panic. Because presentation is everything. Holiday Wrapping 2026.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a pink dress sitting next to a rolled-up rug with legs protruding from it, surrounded by gift boxes and bows. The back displays the text Domestic Disturbia.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a pink dress sitting next to a large rolled-up rug tied with a red ribbon, surrounded by gift boxes, wrapping paper rolls, and bows, accompanied by a blank tan envelope.
  • May include: A greeting card measuring 12.7 cm by 17.8 cm featuring a person in a pink dress sitting near a rolled-up rug with legs protruding from it. The card includes text stating cards are larger than standard 4x6 and ship in a protective sleeve.
  • May include: A framed print featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person in a pink dress sitting among Christmas gifts and wrapping paper rolls. The text "Perfect for framing!" is printed at the top of the black frame against a green background.
  • May include: A rectangular beige informational card with a teal border and a circular portrait of a person at the top. The text details shipping policies, including Free Shipping, USPS First Class, and USPS Ground Advantage options for cards.
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Funny Christmas Greeting Card | Holiday Wrapping

Item highlights

  • Materials: Craft Card, Kraft paper
  • Dimensions: Width: 5 Inches; Length: 7 Inches

Seller's description

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Some gifts simply wrap themselves."

Part of the Domestic Disturbia collection, “Holiday Wrapping,” pairs the polished optimism of vintage 1950s advertising with situations that are just slightly harder to explain. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates strange humor, retro aesthetics, and beautifully composed bad decisions.

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𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘?

Love this card? Get six of it. 6 of a Kind lets you choose this design (or one of five others) and receive six matching cards, shipped free, at 20% less than buying them separately:
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/4607574183/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-cards-6

Prefer the whole dysfunctional family? The Holiday Six includes this card and five others at the same savings:
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/4587826206/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-card-set

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Christmas
• Holiday Cards
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who believes presentation is everything
• Anyone with impeccable craft skills

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.

© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

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Price:AU$11.72

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Delivery & return policies
  • Get it by
    05-10 Nov
  • Cost to deliver
    AU$3.73 to United States, 43215.

Reviews for this item

5.0

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(2 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Delivery
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

William 10 Oct, 2026

My sister is gonna laugh her ass off when she opens this one!!

William 10 Oct, 2026

Response from Domestic Disturbia

Our work here is done. :-)

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jody 07 Oct, 2026

Crafted with wit and style, high quality print, packaged and shipped with care. Arrived on time. Thanks!

Jody 07 Oct, 2026

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Specifications

May include: A greeting card featuring a person in a pink dress sitting near a large roll of beige wrapping paper tied with a red ribbon. The scene includes various gift boxes, bows, and a lamp. The text Holiday Wrapping is printed at the bottom.

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Some gifts simply wrap themselves."

Part of the Domestic Disturbia collection, “Holiday Wrapping,” pairs the polished optimism of vintage 1950s advertising with situations that are just slightly harder to explain. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates strange humor, retro aesthetics, and beautifully composed bad decisions.

-----------------------

𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘?

Love this card? Get six of it. 6 of a Kind lets you choose this design (or one of five others) and receive six matching cards, shipped free, at 20% less than buying them separately:
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/4607574183/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-cards-6

Prefer the whole dysfunctional family? The Holiday Six includes this card and five others at the same savings:
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/4587826206/funny-retro-housewife-christmas-card-set

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

-----------------------

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Christmas
• Holiday Cards
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who believes presentation is everything
• Anyone with impeccable craft skills

-----------------------

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.

© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

DomesticDisturbia made this item with help from
Custom digital printing business., Fairport, NY
  • Designed by
    DomesticDisturbia
  • Materials
    Craft card, kraft paper
  • Width
    5 Inches
  • Length
    7 Inches

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    05-10 Nov
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Sent from
    Nashville, TN
  • Cost to deliver
    AU$3.73 to United States, 43215

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Tennessee, United States

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