Comfort Colors Funny Goose Shirt, Not My Goose, Not My Juice Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Quote Shirt, Not My Problem Graphic Tee, Goose Humor Tee

Step out in unmatched witty mood with a funny goose shirt made for unbothered days. It delivers the perfect level of sarcastic banter when you want to avoid unnecessary drama. Introverts and sarcasm lovers will instantly claim this catchy statement as their personal mantra. Wrap it up as a hilarious coworker retirement gift or fun birthday surprise for friends.

✨ Heavyweight Comfort Colors Tee — Soft, Lived-In, Built to Last

👉 How to Order
Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos (these run a touch larger than a Bella tee)
Add to cart and you're set

👕 Product Info
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tees (6.1 oz)
100 percent ring-spun cotton, pigment-dyed (garment-dyed) for that vintage soft-washed look people pay extra for
Direct-to-garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Relaxed unisex fit — looser through the body than a fitted retail tee
Taped neck and shoulders, double-needle stitched, made in Honduras
Pigment-dye character: each garment has slight color variation. That's the look. Brand new, they may feel a little stiff; one wash and they drop into the soft, broken-in feel that makes Comfort Colors a cult favorite.

🚚 Shipping
Fast processing with tracking on every order
Most US orders land in about a week

📣 Helpful Info
Favorite the item to get a $1 off coupon in your email
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety and representative info: see shop announcement / FAQ

🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out (max 30C / 90F)
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the pigment-dye look
Non-chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean

🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Every item is printed just for you when you order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind or a missed size (the size chart in the photos has you covered)
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, message us with a photo and we'll make it right fast with a free replacement or a full refund

👋 About Our Shop

This isn't "plain basic tee" territory — it's loud, weird, and made for people who'd rather make the room laugh than blend into the background.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "did they really put that on a shirt?" and "yes, and I'm wearing it in public," you're in the right place. Tickle Stitch, Funny Clothing for Funny People.