Mom Fired! 5-Year-Old Takes Control Tabloid T-Shirt, Funny SlopRoasted Graphic Tee

Name: Mom Fired! 5-Year-Old Takes Control Tabloid T-Shirt, Funny SlopRoasted Graphic Tee
Brand: SlopRoasted
SKU: 4565181293
Price: 4838 JPY
Availability: InStock

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素材：ring spun cotton, polyester, printed ink

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Wear the fake headline like evidence from a supermarket checkout line that lost adult supervision.

THE SHIRT
This tee turns the SlopRoasted tabloid poster art into a front-print graphic shirt: loud headline, grimy newsprint energy, and enough chaos to make a normal outfit file a complaint.

THE ISSUE
Headline: MOM FIRED! 5-YEAR-OLD TAKES CONTROL
Cover line: THE ORDER CAME FROM THE BACK SEAT
Episode: First-Day Pickup Takeover: Editable Copy

PRODUCT DETAILS
- Gildan 64000 unisex Softstyle T-shirt
- Front print tabloid-cover graphic
- S through 3XL
- Colors: Black, Dark Heather, Natural, and Sand
- Made to order through a production partner

WHO IT'S FOR
People with damaged taste, office weirdos, tech/news/media friends, meme collectors, and anyone who wants their shirt to look like it was subpoenaed by a fake tabloid.

Important: this is satirical SlopRoasted merch, not a real newspaper and not an official product from any person, platform, company, or source referenced in the underlying episode.

AI-assisted design disclosure: SlopRoasted created the concept, art direction, selection, editing, and final composition. Generative AI tools may have assisted portions of the artwork and production workflow.