Price:AU$43.38
Flying Tank Found Alive! Tabloid T-Shirt, Funny SlopRoasted Graphic Tee
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Highlights
Wear the fake headline like evidence from a supermarket checkout line that lost adult supervision.
THE SHIRT
This tee turns the SlopRoasted tabloid poster art into a front-print graphic shirt: loud headline, grimy newsprint energy, and enough chaos to make a normal outfit file a complaint.
THE ISSUE
Headline: FLYING TANK FOUND ALIVE!
Cover line: THE HEAVIEST ADULT INSECT ON EARTH
Episode: Goliath Beetle Flying Tank — Editable Copy
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Gildan 64000 unisex Softstyle T-shirt
- Front print tabloid-cover graphic
- S through 3XL
- Colors: Black, Dark Heather, Natural, and Sand
- Made to order through a production partner
WHO IT'S FOR
People with damaged taste, office weirdos, tech/news/media friends, meme collectors, and anyone who wants their shirt to look like it was subpoenaed by a fake tabloid.
Important: this is satirical SlopRoasted merch, not a real newspaper and not an official product from any person, platform, company, or source referenced in the underlying episode.
AI-assisted design disclosure: SlopRoasted created the concept, art direction, selection, editing, and final composition. Generative AI tools may have assisted portions of the artwork and production workflow.
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SlopRoasted makes this item with help from-
Order today to get by 10-18 Sept
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