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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Beeswax, shea butter, jojoba oil, hempseed oil, argan oil, mango butter
  • Favorited by: 2 people
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From Woodbridge, VA

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That's right you magnificent hairy bastards. We now have a line of manly-man beard balms made with all natural ingredients to tame and soften those burly whiskers while moisturizing your skin underneath! Our beard balms have gone through rigorous testing with a panel of esteemed beardos from around the country. Each tester will forever be remembered, as they will have a special formula designed with them in mind!

We have five formulas:

Brewmaster's Balm - This balm is made for those who need extra help to tame those wild whiskers and prefers the richness and full scent of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Tea Tree, and Vetiver.

Tester: Jimmy, the brewmaster extraordinaire, who can often be found surfing the mid-Atlantic waves when he is not making magic with a tub of hops!

Leon's Burly Balm - This was a favorite amongst the test crew, with a smooth consistency and light woodsy fragrance of Tea Tree, Patchouli, and Cedarwood. This one will tame the beardruff with no problem.

Tester: Leon, who spent decades packing parachutes for Special Forces before embarking on a second career of growing an epic beard that would make Chewbacca blush.

Full Flannel Jacket - The same moisturizing and conditioning formula as Leon's Burly Balm, but with a milder and crisper scent that is less "hipster" and more "ahh, that's nice" with Cedarwood, Tea Tree, and Pine Needle.

Tester: Graham, a beer connoisseur and apt brewer with a nose like a bloodhound, who cares little for the mainstream hipster scents.

#vintageHipster - Extra moisturizing with a combination of Hemp and Argon oils to loosen the balm and add a touch of creaminess. Scented with an old school blend of Patchouli, Ylang Ylang, Tea Tree, and Sweet Orange.

Tester: Jonny, of clan Illuminati, was sporting kilts at RenFests and liberating the oppressed before the modern generation of beardos could even spell patchouli.

Talented Mr. Crowley - A nice, smooth, and pliable balm that melts right into your facemat. "Give me something that smells like the Great Northwest," he said. Well, here you have it with a blend of Clove, Bergamot, Ylang Ylang, and Pine Needle.

Tester: Rob - Esquire, liberator of the oppressed, smelter of ore, distiller of mead, and litigator of commerce - not someone to take lightly in a battle of wit or test of skill.
That's right you magnificent hairy bastards. We now have a line of manly-man beard balms made with all natural ingredients to tame and soften those burly whiskers while moisturizing your skin underneath! Our beard balms have gone through rigorous testing with a panel of esteemed beardos from around the country. Each tester will forever be remembered, as they will have a special formula designed with them in mind!

We have five formulas:

Brewmaster's Balm - This balm is made for those who need extra help to tame those wild whiskers and prefers the richness and full scent of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Tea Tree, and Vetiver.

Tester: Jimmy, the brewmaster extraordinaire, who can often be found surfing the mid-Atlantic waves when he is not making magic with a tub of hops!

Leon's Burly Balm - This was a favorite amongst the test crew, with a smooth consistency and light woodsy fragrance of Tea Tree, Patchouli, and Cedarwood. This one will tame the beardruff with no problem.

Tester: Leon, who spent decades packing parachutes for Special Forces before embarking on a second career of growing an epic beard that would make Chewbacca blush.

Full Flannel Jacket - The same moisturizing and conditioning formula as Leon's Burly Balm, but with a milder and crisper scent that is less "hipster" and more "ahh, that's nice" with Cedarwood, Tea Tree, and Pine Needle.

Tester: Graham, a beer connoisseur and apt brewer with a nose like a bloodhound, who cares little for the mainstream hipster scents.

#vintageHipster - Extra moisturizing with a combination of Hemp and Argon oils to loosen the balm and add a touch of creaminess. Scented with an old school blend of Patchouli, Ylang Ylang, Tea Tree, and Sweet Orange.

Tester: Jonny, of clan Illuminati, was sporting kilts at RenFests and liberating the oppressed before the modern generation of beardos could even spell patchouli.

Talented Mr. Crowley - A nice, smooth, and pliable balm that melts right into your facemat. "Give me something that smells like the Great Northwest," he said. Well, here you have it with a blend of Clove, Bergamot, Ylang Ylang, and Pine Needle.

Tester: Rob - Esquire, liberator of the oppressed, smelter of ore, distiller of mead, and litigator of commerce - not someone to take lightly in a battle of wit or test of skill.

Reviews

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  • Reviewed by Tavia Malone
    5 out of 5 stars
    Aug 3, 2018
    Super fast shipping. Thank you so much
    Homemade Honey Jam

  • Reviewed by Hannah Mueller
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jul 24, 2018
    This bug balm is fantastic! I live in Northwestern Ontario where bugs, mosquitoes, deer flies, black flies and every other annoying bug lives. This repellent has left me biteless all summer!
    All Natural Bug Balm - Insect Repellant

  • Reviewed by arooksdesign
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jun 11, 2018
    Pure and Raw Wildflower Honey

  • Reviewed by Sara Miller
    5 out of 5 stars
    Jun 8, 2018
    Put this insect repellant on my husband, daughter, and myself before hiking in the woods in GA at dusk. Bugs didn't touch us! I am in love!! Will definitely be ordering more! Thank you!
    All Natural Bug Balm - Insect Repellant

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