What size are your greeting cards?

5x7 inches. Larger than standard 4x6 greeting cards. Suitable for framing with plenty of space for your personal note.

What's included with each order?

If ordering a single greeting card, it will be placed in a protective clear sleeve, a kraft A7 envelope, and a branded envelope seal. Multiple greeting card orders ship in a bubble mailer. If ordering a magnets, it will be protected in a bubble mailer for easy shipping.

What's your return policy?

While we don't accept returns or exchanges, reach out to us if there's an issue; we'll always make it right.

Do you ship internationally?

Domestic shipping only at this time. We contain multitudes, but our fulfillment radius has limits.

How long will delivery take?

For greeting cards specifically, single-card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail, which is an untracked service (like mailing a letter). It typically takes 3-7 business days. Multi-card orders and all magnet orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage with tracking. Processing for all orders takes 1-2 business days, although we usually dispatch in less than 24 hours (excluding holidays).

What size are the magnets?

2.5x3.5 inches, foil-laminated, built for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, and your magnetic personality.

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Funny Plastic Surgery Fridge Magnet, Stocking Stuffer for Her | Retro Beauty Humor

Name: Funny Plastic Surgery Fridge Magnet, Stocking Stuffer for Her | Retro Beauty Humor
Brand: DomesticDisturbia
SKU: 4572341728
Price: 14.87 NZD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (39 reviews)

DomesticDisturbia

Item highlights

Materials: Mylar

Seller's description

A little nip, a little tuck, and absolutely no explanation necessary.

This funny retro fridge magnet features a glamorous 1950s-inspired beauty recovering from a little cosmetic maintenance. With oversized sunglasses, perfectly applied lipstick, and a distinctly questionable outlook on aging, she's proof that beauty has its price.

A darkly funny gift for beauty lovers, cosmetic surgery enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a little vanity with their vintage glamour.

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𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄:
🔗 Shop the card: https://www.etsy.com/nz/listing/4574077805/1950s-housewife-dark-humor-greeting-card

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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 2.5” x 3.5" rectangular fridge magnet
• Glossy foil-wrapped finish
• Ideal for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, and other metallic surfaces
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Kitchen Decor
• Coworker Gifts
• Housewarming Gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anyone who's "resting," not recovering
• Anyone who took a little time off and won't say why
• Anyone healing in complete privacy, thank you very much
• Anyone still perfectly put-together

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
All magnet orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage with tracking included.
All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.

© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.  Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

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“A great quality card that the recipient will love.”

Adam

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Price:NZ$14.87

* Seller GST included (where applicable). Additional GST may be applied by Etsy at checkout

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Specifications

May include: A rectangular magnet featuring a retro-style illustration of a person with a bandaged head, wearing black sunglasses, red lipstick, and a pearl necklace. The text reads, There's no gym for your face! The magnet has a black back and border.

DomesticDisturbia made this item with help from

Custom button and magnet manufacturer., Brunswick, OH

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DomesticDisturbia
Materials

Mylar

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