Funny Office Greeting Card | Per My Last Nerve

A beautifully composed reminder that professionalism has its limits.

Our glamorous mid-century office heroine is maintaining her composure beside a paperwork pile that absolutely did not need another follow-up, "Per My Last Nerve…" is made for coworkers, work besties, beleaguered managers, and anyone whose final courtesy is hanging by a thread.

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: The inside of this card is intentionally blank with plenty of space for you to write you own personal message.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Coworker Gifts
• Administrative Professionals Day
• New Job
• Work Bestie
• Office Humor
• Just Because
• Anyone who's CC'd someone out of pure spite.
• Anyone fluent in corporate speak for "go to hell."
• Anyone counting down the minutes to their PTO.

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
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Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.

Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

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