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I Like My Eyelashes As Black As My Heart And As Long As The People I Want To Punch In The Face - small makeup bag, cosmetic case, tote

I Like My Eyelashes As Black As My Heart And As Long As The People I Want To Punch In The Face - small makeup bag, cosmetic case, tote

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: canvas, polyster, vinyl
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 909 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From Exeter, NH
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


Keep your makeup in this cheeky and functional makeup bag! Features the phrase "I Like My Eyelashes As Black As My Heart And As Long As The People I Want To Punch In The Face". Perfect size to fit in your purse, for an overnight trip, and/or for your most essential items!

Small black canvas bag with polyester lining and zipper closure. Lettering is in white.
Approximate size: 6 11/16" L x 4 5/16" H (17 x 11 cm)

All bags made with commercial-grade heat press and high-quality heat transfer vinyl.

Care instructions: spot clean

For a full tote bag size version of this, visit: etsy.com/listing/546829684/i-like-my-eyelashes-as-black-as-my-heart

FOR MORE TOTE OPTIONS INCLUDING PRE-DESIGNED AND DESIGN-YOUR-OWN, VISIT www.etsy.com/shop/TheAnchorsSparkle?section_id=19063843

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

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If you would like to custom order any of my products, please send me a message. I am happy to work with you personally to get you what you are looking for.
Once a custom order is placed, I will contact you with a design proof before production. If no approval or request for edits is made within 48 hours of sending the design proof, it will be considered approved and production will begin.
Current turnaround time to create and ship items is 1-5 business days, depending on item and quantity purchased. Turnaround time for custom orders and/or orders with larger quantities can take 1-10 business days to create and ship.
The time is takes to arrive after shipping depends on the shipping method you choose at check-out. Once the item is shipped, it is in the hands of the shipping agency (usually USPS) and I have no control over its delivery.
If you are unsure if you will receive an item in time, please contact me before placing your order to confirm I can meet the deadline.
When you mark your order as a gift, the price is never shown on the packing slip. There is also an option to add a free gift message, and purchase gift wrapping on all items in my shop.
Clothing: Machine wash warm or cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Drinkware/Barware: Handwash only, do not scrub directly over decal.
Tote Bags: Spot clean
Buyer is responsible for providing the correct shipping address. If an incorrect shipping address is entered and the package has already shipped, I cannot send the item(s) to your correct address unless you order it again. You will be refunded (minus shipping costs) for the original order if it returns to me as undeliverable, unless it is a custom order, in which case a refund cannot be granted.

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