Mrs Bennet Shirt, Pride and Prejudice Gift, Five Daughters Zero Husbands My Poor Nerves, Funny Book Club Tee for Moms of Girls

Cute chibi watercolor-style illustration of Mrs Bennet in a frilled white lace cap and a lavender high-waisted gown, one hand pressed to her chest and the other fluttering a folding fan: "Five daughters. Zero husbands. My poor nerves."

A funny, cute Mrs Bennet gift for an English teacher, book club member or anyone who loves classic English romance novels.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
In Jane Austen's 1813 novel, Mrs. Bennet's great goal is to see all five of her daughters married, and she complains often about her poor nerves.

Great for book clubs, English teachers, librarians, Jane Austen fans and every mom of girls who has ever needed a minute. A funny gift for the dramatic mother in your life.

Mrs Bennet is the mother of five unmarried daughters in Pride and Prejudice (1813). With the family home entailed away, she is determined to see every one of them married, and she never lets anyone forget her poor nerves. This chibi version is mid-flutter, fan in hand. The watercolor-style illustration has soft lavender, lace white and warm brown curls.

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Mrs Bennet shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for English teachers, book club members and anyone who loves classic English romance novels. Cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it a giftable shirt for birthdays, end-of-year thank-yous and holidays.

What is the joke on the Mrs Bennet shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “Five daughters. Zero husbands. My poor nerves.” In a beloved 1813 novel, Mrs. Bennet's great goal is to see all five of her daughters married, and she complains often about her poor nerves.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.