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MEAN BAGS™ are a revolutionary new type of bean bag specifically made for pelting at others. Every Mean Bag is hand-embroidered and sewn deliberately with hostility and mean-spiritedness in mind. We hope someone you hate catches one in the face today. (Or gets one in a beautiful package if you're not feeling too bold).

Mean Bags are made of 100% Cotton and filled with jasmine rice. They come packaged in clear cellophane (as seen in picture). Dimensions: About 3 x 5 inches.

The following Mean Bags are in stock and ready to pelt:

Asshat - lime bag with magenta stitching
Assface - aqua bag with neon orange stitching
Ballsface - aqua bag with grey stitching
Bitchass - mint bag with magenta stitching
Bitchass - lavender bag with red stitching
Cockboy - orange bag with grey stitching
Cuntbag - magenta bag with pink stitching
Cuntmuffin - mint bag with watermelon stitching
Dickhole - red bag with aqua stitching
Dicktard - aqua bag with white stitching
Dumbass - orange bag with grey stitching
Fuckface - lime bag with neon orange stitching
Fucknut - lime bag with grey stitching
Fuckstick - orange bag with aqua stitching
Fucktard - aqua bag with red stitching
Fucktard - lavender bag with neon orange stitching
Fucktard - red bag with aqua stitching
Jerkface - mint bag with ultraviolet stitching
Jizzmouth - aqua bag with white stitching
Manwhore - red bag with aqua stitching
Sanchface - aqua bag with brown stitching
Shitbeard - aqua bag with brown stitching
Twatbomb - mint bag with magenta stitching
Twatwaffle - magenta bag with aqua stitching
Whoremouth - magenta bag with lime stitching

PLEASE BE SURE TO SPECIFY WHICH MEAN BAG YOU WOULD LIKE IN THE MESSAGE TO SELLER SECTION WHEN BUYING! (Please note, the price is for ONE Mean Bag, not a whole set.)

WE LOVE TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR CONTEMPT. To get your own mean message or insult embroidered on a Mean Bag, contact us at: info [!at] maybeyoushoulddie.com. Custom orders are made within 1-3 business days, then shipped. If you're a special case and need it sooner, let us know and we can work something out!

Check out the images in this listing for the fabric & floss color options chart!

MEAN BAGS (mature)

Overview

  • Materials: fabric, rice, floss, thread, evillaughter
  • Feedback: 1302 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Minnesota, United States
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