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Funny new baby card: Sh*t just got real

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Description

Funny New Baby greeting card.

Thank you for visiting my store.

This is a funny or not so funny (depending how you look at it) greeting card for new parents.

Card is 210gsm and measure 14.6cm x 10.5 cm matt finish with white C6 envelope

Cards are blank inside for you to write your own message of congratulations.

Made at home with love and a little sarcasm

(Please note overseas buyers: U.S. orders may take approx. 6 business days or more. U.K. and Europe orders may take approx. 9 business days or more. Please consider when purchasing.
I try to keep shipping as cheap as possible and so for multiple items all shipping overages will be refunded back to you.
Thank you.)

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(45)
Reviewed by Renya19
5 out of 5 stars
Jul 4, 2017
Funny new baby card: Sh*t just got real

Reviewed by thecolouringqueen
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 25, 2017
Such beautiful work and given to my 70 year old Whovian Mum!
Doctor Card and magnet set

Reviewed by Michele Maynard
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 2, 2018
Great item! He absolutely loved it!
Have a GrrArgh birthday

Reviewed by David Feldmann
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 25, 2018
My cards arrived fast, considering the distance, and they look so good! Very happy with the service and the product.
Party with Jayne

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
If you are unhappy with your purchase, please contact me. Extreme care is taken in shipping and packaging, however, if item should arrive damaged please contact me in the first 48 hours of receiving the item.

Shipping policies

Will ship purchased items in 1-3 business days of payment.
Extreme care taken in packaging and shipping but I try to keep shipping as cheap as possible.

Additional policies

Please note that any printed versions may differ slightly in colour to the viewed copy online due to differences in screen resolution.

FAQs

Yes I can complete wholesale orders at 50% retail price.
Minimum order for greeting cards is 30
Minimum order is for earrings is 20
Please don't hesitate to contact me through etsy conversations or kim_west81@hotmail.com for custom orders if not specified on the items details and I will let you know if the particular item can be personalized.
Making sure your order arrives safely is a top priority, however if any item should arrive damaged in the post please don't hesitate to let me know. I just ask for a photo of the damaged item.

Funny new baby card: Sh*t just got real

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$2.46

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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Australia
in Melbourne, Australia

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