Polyphemus Shirt, One-Eyed Giant Tee, Funny Greek Mythology Gift for Classics Teachers, Mythology Fans and Animal Lovers

Seller's description

Guests ate my cheese. Rude. A chibi storybook-watercolor Polyphemus tee for Greek mythology fans, classics teachers, sheep lovers and anyone who has ever had guests help themselves.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
In Book 9 of Homer's epic about Odysseus's voyage home, Odysseus and his crew walk into a cave full of baskets of cheese and pens of lambs, and help themselves to the cheese while they wait for the owner to come home. The owner turns out to be Polyphemus, a one-eyed giant shepherd.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Funny Greek mythology shirt: the watercolor chibi Polyphemus, a one-eyed giant shepherd with messy brown curls and a beard, in a fluffy sheepskin tunic with a big shepherd's crook, a round wheel of cheese and a little lamb, says "Guests ate my cheese. Rude."
- For Greek mythology fans, classics teachers, sheep lovers, cheese lovers and anyone whose guests helped themselves
- Big, bold speech-bubble joke, with the design printed about 10 to 11½ inches wide, depending on size, so it reads across the room
- Original chibi watercolor art by Honeyman Tees: a single big brown eye, a messy beard, a sheepskin tunic with a rope belt, a wooden shepherd's crook, a big wheel of cheese and a fluffy little lamb
- Soft, comfy tee, made to order and printed to last; a fun mythology gift

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.