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You turn me on. Cheesy pun card for anniversary, wedding, birthday, valentines

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You turn me on with a die cut light bulb on inside of the card to show you love someone on their anniversary, valentines, birthday.

Blank on the inside (except for the little light bulb!) to try your hand at poetry or even draw a stick figure doing a naughty thing, be creative!

6x4" white 300gsm card. Packed with an envelope in a clear protective cellophane bag

Please note each card will vary in colour slightly as the card is hand stamped.

Please check out my shop for more cards :) https://www.etsy.com/ie/shop/Lemonsqueezycrafts


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Melissa Ferguson
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 8, 2018
I was so pleased with the card that Louise made for me. It was personalised with my friends names which I loved! It arrived so muxh sooner than was estimated which was fab! The recipient loved it so so much and may have teared up a little. Thank you so much once again! You're fantastic! X
Engagement card with cute toast to announce it

Reviewed by Aine O'Connor
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 9, 2018
Great quality card! And super fast delivery like always! 👍👍
When I think of you, I touch my elf,rude snarky christmas card for friends or family. Celebrate christmas in a snarky way!


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With all handmade items, colour, texture and appearance may vary. Please note that if you have ordered a custom gift it may vary slightly to the picture shown.

You turn me on. Cheesy pun card for anniversary, wedding, birthday, valentines

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card, stamp, ink
  • Feedback: 94 reviews
  • Favorited by: 5 people
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