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Penis soap, Suction cup veins large size, dildo soap, novelty soap, bachelor party, bachelorette party, white elephant gift, bar soap, gag

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Description

This large veiny penis shaped soap with a suction cup is approximately 5 1/2-6 inches tall and weighs about 6-6.5 ounces.

These make great bachelor and bachelorette party favors, white elephant gifts and more.

The color in the picture is more pink in person. If you chose the pink option, that is as Caucasian as it gets. If you order white, you will literally get a white penis, not a Caucasian penis.

Comes in an organza bag, which is great for gifting. For the love of Pete....EXTERNAL USE ONLY!

Is this one still not big enough? Here's the next size up! https://www.etsy.com/SlickeryAfterDark/listing/489684654/penis-shaped-soap-with-suction-cups-and?utm_source=Copy&utm_medium=ListingManager&utm_campaign=Share&utm_term=so.lmsm&share_time=1522984919170

To bump your order to the head of the line, you can purchase the $5 rush fee here https://www.etsy.com/listing/542247277/rush-listing?ref=shop_home_active_6

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(600)
Reviewed by stephanieross334
1 out of 5 stars
Mar 29, 2018
I was disappointed with how the owner handled her business. This got lost in the mail and she would not resend it unless I paid for shipping again. So, I ended up just getting a refund from etsy. Too bad because this would have been a fun part of the bachelorette party.
Penis soap, Suction cup veins large size, dildo soap, novelty soap, bachelor party, bachelorette party, white elephant gift, bar soap, gag
Melia Fortunati responded

After being notified by you that your order had not arrived as quickly as it should have, I signed up for text updates followed by filing a missing mail claim for you. I also offered to remake your order if you would pay the shipping. You declined and said you would wait and see what happened. You then went to Etsy who elected to give you a full refund. Your order was delivered eventually prior to your event date. I hope it was thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks for your review.


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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.
Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.
Yes! I have gift wrapping enabled when you check out with your order.
There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders. This guarantees the date of shipment, not the date of arrival.
NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them. Seriously. Just no.

Penis soap, Suction cup veins large size, dildo soap, novelty soap, bachelor party, bachelorette party, white elephant gift, bar soap, gag

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Free shipping to United States with $100 purchase from SlickeryAfterDark
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Dirty mind, Humor, Soap, Love
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 600 reviews
  • Favorited by: 406 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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From United States
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No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
in Rockaway Beach, Oregon

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