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Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday - Birthday Card

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"Go Shorty, It's your Birthday. We gonna sip Bacardi cuz it's your birthday. But you know we don't really give a f&4k that it's your birthday!"

5x7 Card
Blank Inside

All words are lettered by hand before being turned into the artwork you see!

Size: 5x7 Card
Envelope: WHITE (included)
Paper: 120lb heavy matte finished stock
*Printed locally*

#CRASScards -->> tell 'em EXACTLY how it is, no filter necessary.

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5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kelsey
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 31, 2018
Came quickly and looks great! Thank you!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Shipped/arrived quickly. The card is as expected. Happy with my purchase.
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Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday - Birthday Card

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