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Carnivorous Horses Myth or Menace Shirt by Crazed Lemming

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I need to clear space for new stuff! 10% Off shirts, stickers, patches, & more through the rest of May!


Horses. They just can't be trusted.

Crazed Lemming brand shirts are all produced in small numbers on a manual printing press.

Design and Screen Printing: Ron Butler

Shirt: Medium Brown; Gildan Ultracotton; 100% Cotton
Ink: Golden yellow

Ships from Oklahoma City, USA.


5 out of 5 stars


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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Most orders ship via USPS Priority or 1st Class


Most orders ship via USPS 1st Class.

I know the international shipping rates are high. It frustrates me too. The cost to mail items out of the USA has increased significantly in recent years, and there is nothing I can do about it. I am very sorry.

Carnivorous Horses Myth or Menace Shirt by Crazed Lemming

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$15.30 $17.00+

You save $1.70 (10%)

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