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Sarcastic coffee mug, Instant Human, funny mug for coworker, caffeine gift for women under 20, coffee lover stocking stuffer, kitchen humor

Sarcastic coffee mug, Instant Human, funny mug for coworker, caffeine gift for women under 20, coffee lover stocking stuffer, kitchen humor

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Sarcasm, Original Art, Ceramic Mug
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 6 people
  • Gift message available
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Ready to ship in 3–7 business days
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Just Add Coffee to create a human. Or at least a partial human. Repeat as necessary. The perfect sarcastic coffee mug for that grumpy-pants coworker you don't want to talk to before 10am. If you are the grumpy coworker, it's ok. Grab one for yourself and warn the office it's not time for talking yet.


Is this a gift? Add your personal message in the "notes to seller" at checkout and I will add it to the packing slip. Otherwise, I will add a short "this mug was sent to you by (your name)" line to avoid confusion from the recipient.



FEATURES:

-Design printed on both sides of mug, because lefties are awesome too!
-Large, easy to hold handle for safer carrying
-Professional printing produces a high quality image that won't scratch, peel or fade away over time
-My original art, only available here
-Available in 11oz standard, and 15oz ("it's been that kind of morning") sizes

DETAILS:

-White ceramic mug
-Dishwasher and microwave safe
-11oz mug measures 3.75" tall, 3.22" diameter
-15oz mug measures 4.62" tall, 3.36" diameter


RETURNS:
Mugs are custom created for you after you order. Therefore ALL SALES ARE FINAL and there are no returns or exchanges.



Because of differences in computer monitors, colors may vary slightly. All artwork is copyrighted (©Carla Schauer, 2011-2016) and for personal, non-commercial use only.


MORE:

Find more sarcastic mugs here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CarlaSchauerDesigns?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=20261504

For more quirky gifts and decor:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CarlaSchauerDesigns?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=19226936

Thanks for visiting Carla Schauer Designs at
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CarlaSchauerDesigns
Just Add Coffee to create a human. Or at least a partial human. Repeat as necessary. The perfect sarcastic coffee mug for that grumpy-pants coworker you don't want to talk to before 10am. If you are the grumpy coworker, it's ok. Grab one for yourself and warn the office it's not time for talking yet.


Is this a gift? Add your personal message in the "notes to seller" at checkout and I will add it to the packing slip. Otherwise, I will add a short "this mug was sent to you by (your name)" line to avoid confusion from the recipient.



FEATURES:

-Design printed on both sides of mug, because lefties are awesome too!
-Large, easy to hold handle for safer carrying
-Professional printing produces a high quality image that won't scratch, peel or fade away over time
-My original art, only available here
-Available in 11oz standard, and 15oz ("it's been that kind of morning") sizes

DETAILS:

-White ceramic mug
-Dishwasher and microwave safe
-11oz mug measures 3.75" tall, 3.22" diameter
-15oz mug measures 4.62" tall, 3.36" diameter


RETURNS:
Mugs are custom created for you after you order. Therefore ALL SALES ARE FINAL and there are no returns or exchanges.



Because of differences in computer monitors, colors may vary slightly. All artwork is copyrighted (©Carla Schauer, 2011-2016) and for personal, non-commercial use only.


MORE:

Find more sarcastic mugs here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CarlaSchauerDesigns?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=20261504

For more quirky gifts and decor:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CarlaSchauerDesigns?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=19226936

Thanks for visiting Carla Schauer Designs at
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CarlaSchauerDesigns

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
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Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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