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High quality printed book of phrases you can use to replace "when pigs fly!" from around the world.

When you hear something doubtful, it's natural to question it and "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over" have been classic phrases for this exact purpose!
But other languages have their own unique versions and this book illustrates a whole bunch of them.

26 exciting new ways to say "that'll never happen" featuring fish climbing tress, a unicorn, some cows, this book has it all.
Plus there's a nice message to the whole thing!
The perfect gift for YOU and maybe anyone you know too.
Young and old, animal and humans. This book is great for anyone.

For an extra few pounds, I'll draw a special personalised something on the first page of your choosing! Whatever you like!
Just let me know in the comments when you place the order, or if you want to leave it up to fate I'll do something adorable/hilarious that comes to mind.


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