Festive As Fuck – Merry Christmas, funny holiday card, explicit card, hand lettering, greeting card, candy cane, snowflake, tree, stocking



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  • Handmade
  • Materials: cover stock

Spread holiday cheer with this handlettered greeting card.

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5" x 4.5" digital rendering of a custom handlettered and drawn piece, printed on premium heavy weight shimmer stock, left blank inside for your personalized message. Silver shimmer A2 envelope included.

Please note: Computer monitors may shift colors and the color you see on your screen may vary from the print's actual color.


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Cards are shipped in a protective cellophane sleeve inside a rigid mailer. Orders ship within 2 business days using USPS mail and generally arrive within 4 business days. Please note International shipping costs and delivery time will vary.

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213 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

JinxyMao Dec 1, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

What a great design! Very well done , with great customer service and fast delivery. Can’t wait to send them! Thanks so much!

Dave Shubert Jan 16, 2021

4 out of 5 stars

Love the saying and the design

Sheena Murry Dec 17, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

The cards came out perfect and arrived on time!!! My friends are going to love them.

Kochman, Dan Dec 19, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Great card and envelope. Quickly shipped too.