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A pretty way to display your last name! Makes a great wedding gift, too!

Hand painted text (in Antique White OR Black) on Special Walnut stained lumber. Matte sealed for protection.

This item is customizable!-
-Choose your size
-Choose your text color
-Opt to frame your piece
-Distress Your Text (include this in your notes at checkout)
-Opt to include an Est. Date (include this in your notes at checkout)

SMALL no frame: 12L x 5.5H +/-
SMALL framed: 12L x 7H +/-
LARGE no frame: 24L x 7.5H +/-
LARGE framed: 24L x 9H +/-

Frequently asked questions about TheHonestAsparagus

Custom and Personalized orders are not only welcomed, they are encouraged! I would love the opportunity to work with you on your special piece!

Custom Invoices:
Custom Invoices will expire 48 hours after creation.
Custom Beer Openers are a great gift to give to your Groomsmen/Bridesmaids.

Your custom set of openers will come with a simple bow tied in the color of your choice (I will gladly match your wedding colors!) and tag for gifting.
Three combined attempts will be made to contact you via the Etsy message inbox and the email address registered with your Etsy account profile.

If you do not leave your customization details, IE: child's name and/or clothespin color(s) and I am unable to contact you after three attempts and 72 hours, your order will be processed to reflect the following:
-whichever stain you picked at time of purchase
-text will read, "look what I made!"
-clothespins will be completed in a neutral color

You will be notified of this as well in your package and you will have the opportunity to ship the piece(s) back to me for personalization.
Shipping times vary per each item available in my shop. These details can be found in the 'Shipping & Policies' tab in each listing.

If a shipping time reflects 3-5 business days, you should safely assume that your order will ship on/no later than the 5th day.

Do you need your order quicker? Please contact me BEFORE placing your order to confirm that your order can be completed in the time frame you require. Pushing your order to the top of the list requires purchase of the 'Rush My Order' listing in my shop.
This is an OPTIONAL upgrade to Address Plaques and/or Address Planters listed in my shop.

Made by Thompson's, this WaterSeal Waterproofing Wood Protector provides complete outdoor wood protection. It waterproofs long after the initial water beading is gone. It is specifically made for exterior wood, out door wood. Waterproofing coat is a clear finish.

The benefits of an application of this Watersealer:
-helps prevents water damage
-helps maintain wood's natural color
-coating resists mildew and UV damage

Manufacturer recommends reapplying after three years.
Shop items that include hanging hardware have this detail listing in the text body of it's ad.
I am not able to keep letters on hand BUT I have access to them. They are made from heavy duty, marine grade, weather resistant, fade proof, crack proof plastic. They are floating.

Message me for those details.
Do you want to match the preexisting stain on your home with your purchase?

You can absolutely purchase your piece(s) sans stain.

Message me directly to discuss those details.
You may cancel your order within 24 hours of purchase. After the 24 hour window a 15% cancellation fee will then apply. Please read processing and item details carefully prior to ordering to avoid cancellation.
Please direct all communications to me via the Etsy inbox. In order to protect myself (and you!) all questions about orders must be made through the Etsy inbox for record keeping purposes. Any correspondence received through email will be directed to contact me through Etsy. Thank you!

Last Name Sign, Family Name Sign, Family Sign, Wedding Sign, Established Sign, Rustic Name Sign, Rustic Last Name Sign



  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paint, wood, stain, matte sealer
  • Made to order
  • Only ships within United States.
  • Feedback: 399 reviews
  • Favorited by: 31 people