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Funny anniversary card. I love you card for boyfriend or girlfriend. Card for husband, wife, him or her. If you were a bogey, I'd pick you!

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Funny anniversary card "If you were a bogey, I'd pick you!" What sweeter sentiment to show affection to your favourite bogey, than a greeting card professing your undying bogey-picking of them? Suitable for anniversary, birthday, Valentine's Day, or *just because*.

The card is blank inside for your own personal message, and features a little cloud raining hearts illustration on the back with my website address.

I also offer a lovely mug with this design: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/553702600/funny-anniversary-gift-bogey-mug

As featured on Buzzfeed.com!

TECHNICAL BITS:

SIZE: A6 which measures: 21.0cm (or 10.4cm when folded) x 14.8cm, or 8.27'' (or 4.2" when folded) x 5.83''

CARD: Professionally printed on silk 350gsm card stock with a low surface sheen and luxurious feel. It offers excellent ink to paper contrast, and printed colours appear bright and defined. The card is uncoated inside so you can use any pen you choose without it smudging.

ENVELOPE: White laid paper for a slightly textured feel.

FEELING SOCIAL? Keep up with my latest scribbles or say hi via my social media accounts:
♥ Instagram: @makingstrangers (I'd love to see your pics of your purchases! Hashtag: #heidiburton)
♥ Twitter: @makestrangers
♥ Facebook: facebook.com/making.strangers
Funny anniversary card "If you were a bogey, I'd pick you!" What sweeter sentiment to show affection to your favourite bogey, than a greeting card professing your undying bogey-picking of them? Suitable for anniversary, birthday, Valentine's Day, or *just because*.

The card is blank inside for your own personal message, and features a little cloud raining hearts illustration on the back with my website address.

I also offer a lovely mug with this design: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/553702600/funny-anniversary-gift-bogey-mug

As featured on Buzzfeed.com!

TECHNICAL BITS:

SIZE: A6 which measures: 21.0cm (or 10.4cm when folded) x 14.8cm, or 8.27'' (or 4.2" when folded) x 5.83''

CARD: Professionally printed on silk 350gsm card stock with a low surface sheen and luxurious feel. It offers excellent ink to paper contrast, and printed colours appear bright and defined. The card is uncoated inside so you can use any pen you choose without it smudging.

ENVELOPE: White laid paper for a slightly textured feel.

FEELING SOCIAL? Keep up with my latest scribbles or say hi via my social media accounts:
♥ Instagram: @makingstrangers (I'd love to see your pics of your purchases! Hashtag: #heidiburton)
♥ Twitter: @makestrangers
♥ Facebook: facebook.com/making.strangers

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  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 21 days of delivery
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads
  • Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

Please send me a message if you wish to request a custom/personalised piece. I enjoy making these, and working with you to create something special!
I pack and post items as soon as possible, and aim to post within 5 business days maximum - usually within 1-3 business days and often on the same day. All orders are posted First Class (domestic) or International Standard (airmail worldwide) with Royal Mail.

If you have an urgent order request, please contact me prior to placing the order to check I am able to fulfil it to your requirements.

Please message me if you would like your order to be tracked at extra cost.

Please ensure you use the correct address prior to checkout. I often pack orders as soon as they come in & affix postage stamps, so a change of address can cause issues. Sometimes a little too efficient for my own good!
Please order well in advance if requiring something by a specific date. Royal Mail states delivery to Europe takes 3 to 5 business days & delivery to the rest of the world takes 5 to 7 business days.

From experience it usually takes around 5 - 14 business days to reach international destinations + time to cross that country, + the time it takes me to prepare/post your order. Please allow 1 month or more for orders to Canada.

Disclaimer:
Unfortunately I cannot guarantee your order will reach you by a specific date, as once posted - it's down to the mail carrier. Royal Mail lists international incidents here that may affect delivery: https://business.help.royalmail.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/5317/~/international-incidents-update#USA
Shipping prices include the cost of necessary packaging & processing. A 10% discount has then been applied to my prices for items being sent by letter or large letter post. You're welcome :)

If you're ordering 2 different kinds of items e.g. an egg cup and an art print, these may need to be posted separately due to size and packaging format.
I'm happy to include a handwritten note with your order if you're having it sent directly to your recipient. Leave your message at checkout & please be clear that it is for someone else, and what their name is, and ensure the address is theirs (not yours).

Please note that selecting 'mark as gift' at checkout on Etsy simply means that no pricing info will be included inside the order. Etsy sellers and their customers are confused about this option as it implies something special/gift-wrapped/with card will be sent, which it doesn't (sorry!)
FEELING SOCIAL? Keep up with my latest scribbles or say hi via my social media accounts:
♥ Instagram: @makingstrangers
♥ Twitter: @makestrangers
♥ Facebook: facebook.com/making.strangers

I'd love to see your photos of what you purchased from my shop! Use hashtag #heidiburton on Instagram :)

heidiburton made this item with help from

  • A print shop, Cramlington, England
heidiburton made this item with help from:
  • A print shop, Cramlington, England

Funny anniversary card. I love you card for boyfriend or girlfriend. Card for husband, wife, him or her. If you were a bogey, I'd pick you!

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