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Access more designer printable cards here: http://etsy.me/2b2xKIr

_ Y O U _ G E T _ I N S T A N T _ V A L U E _

- Convenient designer download, complete with an abundance of value!
- Includes stunning tags, enchanting envelope, and classic wrapping paper.
- Plus the ultimate instructions.
- Keep it personal with a unique note on the blank pages inside the card.
- Unique note suggestions are offered below.
- Designed in Tasmania, Australia.
- Cards measure approx. 4 x 5.5 inches when cut out.


_ W O R K _ W O N D E R S _

- Simply print the downloads out at home or a local print shop.
- Cut with a craft knife or scissors.
- Add some finishing touches.
- Bring on the smiles and enjoy!


_ N O W _ R E M E M B E R _

- No refunds due to the instant access immediately offered.
- Designs are for personal use only.
- All screens vary in colouration.
- Printing results will also vary.
- High quality files are provided to try and ensure fail-safe results.
- A lot of love goes into these creations so please respect that.
- Do not reproduce or resell any of the designs.
- These designs are Copyrighted by The Little Piper, so NO TOUCHIES!!
- Be sure to see policies here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheLittlePiper/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_leftnav


_ T I P S _ F O R _ A D D E D _ S P I C E _

Imagine seeing the delightful look on their face when you deliver something extra to that happy moment.
- Print cards on 300gsm cardstock for best results.
- Try a textured or coloured cardstock for something extra unique.
- Print envelopes on paper.
- Add some magic by adding wrapping paper to the inside of the envelope.
- Add a gift tag with string, tie it around the present like an old world parcel.
- Reveal your unique character with a personal note.
- Tie some sting around the envelope and add a gift tag.
This is a great way to up-style a card with money inside or suggest that the card is the gift as well ;)


_ S H O W _ O F F _ W I T H _ A _ P E R S O N A L _ N O T E _

- You are the kind of partner I’d make a sandwich for.
- You are the reason for this stupid smirk on my face.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.
- I love you more than pizza and bacon!
- I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
- If you were a booger, I would pick you first!
- You are the one I text when I am drunk.
- Thank you for not running away, even after I farted.
- You are my fav pain in the ass
- You are okay!
- I’m still not sick of you.
naughty card, naughty valentines, sarcastic valentines, instant download, pooping card, honest card, printable download, vday

Access more designer printable cards here: http://etsy.me/2b2xKIr

_ Y O U _ G E T _ I N S T A N T _ V A L U E _

- Convenient designer download, complete with an abundance of value!
- Includes stunning tags, enchanting envelope, and classic wrapping paper.
- Plus the ultimate instructions.
- Keep it personal with a unique note on the blank pages inside the card.
- Unique note suggestions are offered below.
- Designed in Tasmania, Australia.
- Cards measure approx. 4 x 5.5 inches when cut out.


_ W O R K _ W O N D E R S _

- Simply print the downloads out at home or a local print shop.
- Cut with a craft knife or scissors.
- Add some finishing touches.
- Bring on the smiles and enjoy!


_ N O W _ R E M E M B E R _

- No refunds due to the instant access immediately offered.
- Designs are for personal use only.
- All screens vary in colouration.
- Printing results will also vary.
- High quality files are provided to try and ensure fail-safe results.
- A lot of love goes into these creations so please respect that.
- Do not reproduce or resell any of the designs.
- These designs are Copyrighted by The Little Piper, so NO TOUCHIES!!
- Be sure to see policies here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheLittlePiper/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_leftnav


_ T I P S _ F O R _ A D D E D _ S P I C E _

Imagine seeing the delightful look on their face when you deliver something extra to that happy moment.
- Print cards on 300gsm cardstock for best results.
- Try a textured or coloured cardstock for something extra unique.
- Print envelopes on paper.
- Add some magic by adding wrapping paper to the inside of the envelope.
- Add a gift tag with string, tie it around the present like an old world parcel.
- Reveal your unique character with a personal note.
- Tie some sting around the envelope and add a gift tag.
This is a great way to up-style a card with money inside or suggest that the card is the gift as well ;)


_ S H O W _ O F F _ W I T H _ A _ P E R S O N A L _ N O T E _

- You are the kind of partner I’d make a sandwich for.
- You are the reason for this stupid smirk on my face.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.
- I love you more than pizza and bacon!
- I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
- If you were a booger, I would pick you first!
- You are the one I text when I am drunk.
- Thank you for not running away, even after I farted.
- You are my fav pain in the ass
- You are okay!
- I’m still not sick of you.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(735)
Reviewed by janedoe6464
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 29, 2018
Love these, very hilarious and light hearted, much like we are! Thank you. We don't take V-Day too seriously.
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Reviewed by Sarah Adams
Buyer photo Sarah Adams, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 18, 2018
Love this card! I printed on 100lb kraft cardstock. Instructions were super easy and i can't wait to give it to my husband!
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1. Purchase the card design you would like.
2. Once payment has cleared, you will get an email with a link to download all of the files.
3. You can then print them at home or take the files to a local print shop.

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