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Jesus Christ, golden rosary buttplug!! Ride the face of Christ every time you sit down, feel the love, PRAISE THE BOOTY!! Mature

Jesus Christ, golden rosary buttplug!! Ride the face of Christ every time you sit down, feel the love, PRAISE THE BOOTY!! Mature

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Metal, glass, lol, funny, jesus
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 162 people
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Fill yourself, with CHRISTS LOVE!!

Praise Jesus, with this small, holy, golden butt plug and rosary!

Make sure everyone at church knows you love Jesus more, by physically keeping him a few inches closer to your heart! Keister it for Christ!

This necklace (winky face) is custom made to each other, so allow a few days for Jesus to enter your mail box, but know this, for when he does, he will fill you with his everlasting anal presence, AMEN!!

Protect thine Christ hole from the penetrative advances of Satan and his minions, block out the demons of butt stuff, pray to it, HALLELUJAH!!

Hes appeared in toast, water stains, tortillas, waffles, gas stations, sting rays, in front of Home Depot, at burning man, in candy bars and now, INSIDE YOUR BODY!!

Elderly women who barley speak English are sure to line of for miles when they find out that the blessed lord JESUS has returned to where the sun doth not shine, let him light the darkest regions of your body. CAN I GET AN AMEN!!

Novelty use only, don't be an idiot, PRAISE JESUS

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