No Shit Sherlock Subversive and Funny Counted Cross Stitch Pattern

No Shit Sherlock Subversive and Funny Counted Cross Stitch Pattern



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  • Digital file type(s): 2 PDF

Enough said!

Original artwork by Dorothy A. Zwierz

Tech Specs:
Difficulty level: If you can count, you can stitch it! Don't believe me? Email me and we'll talk.

Pattern Size only:
123 stitches (W) X 100 stitches (H)

Pattern Dimensions only:
11 count Aida – 11.1 inches (W) X 9.0 inches (H)
14 count Aida – 8.7 inches (W) X 7.1 inches (H)
18 count Aida – 6.8 inches (W) X 5.5 inches (H)

Be sure to add additional inches to both width and height for final cut of fabric. The above dimensions are strictly the size of the stitched pattern.

1 Total DMC colors used
(no background stitching)


Although it is listed as 1 DMC colors, quite a few of them do not need a lot of floss. (HA! Just checking to see if you're reading this far!) You probably have enough in remnants from other projects to use in this one. The symbol guide in the booklet has the number of stitches need. Here’s the breakdown:

• 0 colors have less than or exactly 20 stitches
• 0 colors have between 21 and 50 stitches
• 0 colors have between 51 and 100 stitches
• 0 colors have between 101 and 200 stitches
• 0 colors have between 201 and 500 stitches
• 0 colors have between 501 and 1000 stitches
• 0 colors have between 1001 and 2000 stitches
• 1 color has over 2001 stitches

You can choose from regular format color chart booklet (ends in RC) or regular format black and white chart booklet (ends in RBW).

Large format charts are available on request. Just drop me a message!

Download pattern includes chart, floss listing and thread sorter pages. Also included is an estimated length PDF for the 3 listed sizes. I've also included the story below so that you can keep it with your pattern.


**Please note this pattern is for personal use only.
***Please do not copy, redistribute or re-sell this pattern in any format.
****Please do not use the story on this page in any form without express written permission.


If you've gotten this far...I hope this has inspired you!

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5 out of 5 stars

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valimp Mar 1, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

I love this design for a pillow. I also wanted rustic but soft. The seller has been the best to communicate with. I asked her so many questions, but yet she was always happy, gracious and helpful! Started this. Not an easy pattern, but the detail will be so worth it.

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