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Funny Kitchen Towels - Funny Dish Towel -Funny Tea Towels -Funny Food Puns Hand Towel -White Dish Towel -Wedding Gift -Kitchen Decor -Baller

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Hand towels, also known as dish towels or tea towels, have long been a staple for wedding gifts and birthday gifts because they are an essential everyday item. I have decided that plain old white dish towels just aren’t exciting and transformed cotton towels into masterpieces of funny food puns and kitchen decor. Featured on Buzzfeed for neat freaks that value style, each of these funny kitchen towels are handmade with love, a touch of music, and a whole lot of absurdity. They are perfect for the baller in your life that has swagger and is livin' large!

The purchase of this listing is for your choice of one or more funny towels with the following specifications:
Design: Baller
Measurements: 18" x 28"
Materials: 100% durable cotton towels and high quality black vinyl
Towel Care: To prevent hand towels from shrinking and to prolong the life of the design machine wash cold and hang dry. Iron on medium on back side of dish towel, with starch if desired.
Production Time: 1-2 business days (prior to shipping).

Add a line of personalized text to the bottom of a towel for a nominal fee per towel. Character space is limited. To purchase choose "Yes, please" from the Add Personalized Text menu. Then at checkout leave a note on your order exactly as the custom text is to appear on the towel.

I offer discounts on orders of 10+ towels. Message before purchase for special pricing.

As each of these graphic kitchen towels are handmade there may be slight variations in design placement from those pictured above. Also there may be slight imperfections in the towels themselves such as threads, hems and lines, and fibers. These imperfections do not affect the integrity of the towels and are a natural part of the manufacturing process, lending to the vintage look of these retro-stripe towels.

For more information on shipping specifications, and international orders (including customer responsibility for import/VAT tax and duty), please review my business policies. By purchasing this listing for either an individual funny towel or a set of gag gifts, the customer recognizes and agrees to all terms and conditions in this product description and our company policies. If you wish to shop for more wedding gifts, funny kitchen towels or dish towels, or other gift ideas you may return to The Lillie Pad shop home by clicking the following link: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheLilliePad
Hand towels, also known as dish towels or tea towels, have long been a staple for wedding gifts and birthday gifts because they are an essential everyday item. I have decided that plain old white dish towels just aren’t exciting and transformed cotton towels into masterpieces of funny food puns and kitchen decor. Featured on Buzzfeed for neat freaks that value style, each of these funny kitchen towels are handmade with love, a touch of music, and a whole lot of absurdity. They are perfect for the baller in your life that has swagger and is livin' large!

The purchase of this listing is for your choice of one or more funny towels with the following specifications:
Design: Baller
Measurements: 18" x 28"
Materials: 100% durable cotton towels and high quality black vinyl
Towel Care: To prevent hand towels from shrinking and to prolong the life of the design machine wash cold and hang dry. Iron on medium on back side of dish towel, with starch if desired.
Production Time: 1-2 business days (prior to shipping).

Add a line of personalized text to the bottom of a towel for a nominal fee per towel. Character space is limited. To purchase choose "Yes, please" from the Add Personalized Text menu. Then at checkout leave a note on your order exactly as the custom text is to appear on the towel.

I offer discounts on orders of 10+ towels. Message before purchase for special pricing.

As each of these graphic kitchen towels are handmade there may be slight variations in design placement from those pictured above. Also there may be slight imperfections in the towels themselves such as threads, hems and lines, and fibers. These imperfections do not affect the integrity of the towels and are a natural part of the manufacturing process, lending to the vintage look of these retro-stripe towels.

For more information on shipping specifications, and international orders (including customer responsibility for import/VAT tax and duty), please review my business policies. By purchasing this listing for either an individual funny towel or a set of gag gifts, the customer recognizes and agrees to all terms and conditions in this product description and our company policies. If you wish to shop for more wedding gifts, funny kitchen towels or dish towels, or other gift ideas you may return to The Lillie Pad shop home by clicking the following link: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheLilliePad

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(2,182)
Reviewed by Cindy
5 out of 5 stars
May 22, 2018
Quality product, good communication clarifying a question I had, flexible and willing to meet my needs. So fun, I had to get another!
Funny Kitchen Towels - Funny Hand Towels - Tea Towels - Dish Towel - Funny Mothers Day Gift - for Mom- Just Like My Mother -Gift for Sister

Reviewed by TRACY
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 9, 2018
Love love love these towels! Everyone that comes over wants them!
Funny Kitchen Towels - Tea Towels - Funny Hand Towels - Funny Dish Towels - Kitchen Puns - Wedding Gift - Memorial Day - Pig - Bacon Lover

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Custom Made Items: Customers are asked to please submit payment before I begin work on your custom item. Cancellations will only be allowed if something happens and I am unable to complete your order within the agreed-upon timeline in your custom order and you no longer wish to have the item made for you.

Ready-Made Items: Cancellations can be made before shipment. Any cancellations made after item is shipped will be considered a "Return" (see Refund policy).

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads
Returns and exchange details
Returns/Exchanges on Ready-Made (non-custom) items are accepted in the timeline listed above. Buyer pays the return shipping (plus second shipping for exchanges). Once we receive the returned item you will be refunded the purchase price minus the original shipping charges for returns. We reserve the right to withhold refunds on returns until the item is returned to us.

Refunds of Digital Download items: Please contact us if you have a problem with your digital item. We do not offer refunds on instant digital downloads except in very special cases (i.e. duplicate orders). Sorry, no refunds on digital download purchases if any of the files have been marked as "downloaded" by Etsy on your account.

Returns/Exchanges on Custom Orders: Sorry, no returns on custom orders that are customized, personalized, or made to a special size. Please be sure that you ask any necessary questions about your custom order before purchase. For some items in our shop we may be able to offer an exchange for your item (buyer pays return and new shipping).

EU Right of Withdrawl: Buyers residing in EU countries that are subject to the Right of Withdrawl regulations have the right to return an item within 14 days of item delivery. This right does not extend to custom-made items nor digital content items in our shop. To initiate the Right of Withdrawl on an applicable item purchased from our shop buyers must contact us directly within the 14 day period after delivery and we will provide return instructions. The buyer is responsible for paying all return shipping costs.

Return to Sender: Any domestic or international packages (except for those in applicable Right of Withdrawl countries in the EU) marked "refused," "return to sender", "not called for", "undeliverable" etc. by the buyer or postal service upon arrival and are sent back to us (opened or unopened) are not eligible for a shipping refund, and may or may not be subject to a full or partial refund of the item unless previously agreed upon between us (The Lillie Pad) and the buyer prior to the return. If an item is returned as "undeliverable" we can re-send the package by request. Buyer pays for new postage.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Shipping policies

Communication is the most important thing to me! Please contact me, and I will do my best to meet your needs and answer your questions. You can refer to the following shipping policies for my store:

PROCESSING TIME BEFORE SHIPMENT
Current processing times are stated clearly in each item's description. Once you purchase an item a "ship by" date will be listed on your invoice reflecting that processing time, indicating the latest possible date that your item will ship out from me. It does not include shipping (delivery) time.

SHIPPING ADDRESS
-Buyer is responsible for making sure that the shipping address is correct at time of purchase. Customer assumes responsibility for the accuracy of the shipping address, and any shipping errors that may occur as a result of an incorrect address.

LOST, STOLEN, OR DAMAGED PACKAGES
-If it looks as if your package might have been lost in transit please contact me. Please know that in rare cases the USPS may take up to 30 days to deliver first class or priority mail within the US and abroad.
-Buyer is responsible for having a secure area for the package to be delivered. Items that are lost or stolen after being marked "delivered" by the USPS are the responsibility of the buyer, and not the responsibility of my shop or the USPS.
-If an item is lost or stolen in transit I am happy to assist with filing a claim or communicating with the postal service.
-If an item is returned to me by the post office as "undeliverable" for any reason I can resend it to the buyer, with buyer re-purchasing new postage.
-If an item is damaged upon arrival, whether by faulty design or by rough transit please contact me immediately. Depending on the situation I will work with you to either replace, fix, exchange, or return the item, and I will help with filing a USPS claim.

MAILING OPTIONS:
--I offer USPS: First Class, Priority, and Priority Express services: Domestic and International services for each. All services come with tracking.
I offer FedEx services by request only.
--USPS Priority Mail Express and Express International are the only shipping services that are guaranteed to be delivered on-time or you are entitled to a refund of the postage price.
--The Lillie Pad is not responsible for late delivery of packages with USPS First Class or Priority Mail. Once I ship your order on time as promised according to the ship-by date stated on your invoice and it is in the possession of the postal service I cannot control the delivery time of your order. However, if you purchase Priority Express shipping and your order is delivered late you are entitled to a full refund of the postage price. Please let me know if that is the case and I will work through the claims and refund process for you.
--International tracking numbers and customs form numbers may only be limited to tracking a package within the US. Some countries do not continue to use the original tracking number upon arrival in the destination country. If you prefer door-to-door tracking please contact me prior to purchase and I will inform you of your shipping options.

INSURANCE & SIGNATURE CONFIRMATION
-All first class/standard packages are shipped without insurance but insurance can be added. Additional fees apply.
-All Priority and Priority Express shipments are shipped with insurance.
-I offer signature confirmation on US domestic purchases by request only. Additional fees apply.

REMINDER TO INTERNATIONAL BUYERS
--The Lillie Pad and the United States Postal Service are not responsible for packages that are held over or delayed in Customs.
--The buyer is responsible for any VAT/import/duty taxes or fees that may be levied upon package's arrival. Please be aware of these charges for your individual country prior to purchase. Check your country's postal website for rules before purchase. Your postal service could hold your package for VAT charges and will not release the package to you until you pay this fee.
Communication is the most important thing to me! Please contact me, and I will do my best to meet your needs and answer your questions. You can refer to the following shipping policies for my store:

PROCESSING TIME BEFORE SHIPMENT
Current processing times are stated clearly in each item's description. Once you purchase an item a "ship by" date will be listed on your invoice reflecting that processing time, indicating the latest possible date that your item will ship out from me. It does not include shipping (delivery) time.

SHIPPING ADDRESS
-Buyer is responsible for making sure that the shipping address is correct at time of purchase. Customer assumes responsibility for the accuracy of the shipping address, and any shipping errors that may occur as a result of an incorrect address.

LOST, STOLEN, OR DAMAGED PACKAGES
-If it looks as if your package might have been lost in transit please contact me. Please know that in rare cases the USPS may take up to 30 days to deliver first class or priority mail within the US and abroad.
-Buyer is responsible for having a secure area for the package to be delivered. Items that are lost or stolen after being marked "delivered" by the USPS are the responsibility of the buyer, and not the responsibility of my shop or the USPS.
-If an item is lost or stolen in transit I am happy to assist with filing a claim or communicating with the postal service.
-If an item is returned to me by the post office as "undeliverable" for any reason I can resend it to the buyer, with buyer re-purchasing new postage.
-If an item is damaged upon arrival, whether by faulty design or by rough transit please contact me immediately. Depending on the situation I will work with you to either replace, fix, exchange, or return the item, and I will help with filing a USPS claim.

MAILING OPTIONS:
--I offer USPS: First Class, Priority, and Priority Express services: Domestic and International services for each. All services come with tracking.
I offer FedEx services by request only.
--USPS Priority Mail Express and Express International are the only shipping services that are guaranteed to be delivered on-time or you are entitled to a refund of the postage price.
--The Lillie Pad is not responsible for late delivery of packages with USPS First Class or Priority Mail. Once I ship your order on time as promised according to the ship-by date stated on your invoice and it is in the possession of the postal service I cannot control the delivery time of your order. However, if you purchase Priority Express shipping and your order is delivered late you are entitled to a full refund of the postage price. Please let me know if that is the case and I will work through the claims and refund process for you.
--International tracking numbers and customs form numbers may only be limited to tracking a package within the US. Some countries do not continue to use the original tracking number upon arrival in the destination country. If you prefer door-to-door tracking please contact me prior to purchase and I will inform you of your shipping options.

INSURANCE & SIGNATURE CONFIRMATION
-All first class/standard packages are shipped without insurance but insurance can be added. Additional fees apply.
-All Priority and Priority Express shipments are shipped with insurance.
-I offer signature confirmation on US domestic purchases by request only. Additional fees apply.

REMINDER TO INTERNATIONAL BUYERS
--The Lillie Pad and the United States Postal Service are not responsible for packages that are held over or delayed in Customs.
--The buyer is responsible for any VAT/import/duty taxes or fees that may be levied upon package's arrival. Please be aware of these charges for your individual country prior to purchase. Check your country's postal website for rules before purchase. Your postal service could hold your package for VAT charges and will not release the package to you until you pay this fee.

Additional policies

I stand behind my work 100%. If you are not happy with your order for any reason please let me know immediately and I will work with you promptly to resolve any issues. I value my customers and I place customer service as a high priority in my shop.

Custom Orders
I am happy to do custom orders on some items in my shop. Please contact me to set up a custom order listing.
Please message me for wholesale or consignment information. I can do wholesale or consignment, but only on a limited selection of items in my shop.

FAQs

I offer gift-wrapping for an additional fee. Gift Wrapped items are wrapped neatly in branded or holiday tissue, secured with a Lillie Pad logo sticker, and tied neatly with colorful twine. An optional gift message on a nice post card is also included in the gift wrap fee.
I accept custom and personalized orders on many items in my shop. Please contact me if you would like to inquire about having something made especially for you!
The processing time (the time it takes to make your order before it is ready to ship) for each item in my shop is clearly listed in each item's listing details. After purchase a "ship-by" date can be found on your invoice at www.etsy.com/your/purchases. That date indicates the latest possible date your order will be ready to ship unless we have personally discussed otherwise.
I am available to do wholesale orders on a limited number of items in my shop. Please contact me with questions about wholesale.
Care instructions vary by item. Many item listings will have care information listed. All items will come with care instructions on the tag attached to the item before shipment. Please contact me prior to purchase for information about item care if you have any questions.

Funny Kitchen Towels - Funny Dish Towel -Funny Tea Towels -Funny Food Puns Hand Towel -White Dish Towel -Wedding Gift -Kitchen Decor -Baller

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  • Material: Cotton, Vinyl
  • Feedback: 2182 reviews
  • Favorited by: 53 people
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