Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average size, novelty soap, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap, bar

Name: Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average size, novelty soap, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap, bar
Brand: SlickeryAfterDark
SKU: 484425107
Price: 9.50 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (1341 reviews)

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Materials: Dirty mind, Humor, Soap, Love
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This penis shaped soap has a suction cup! Who doesn't love dick soap on a suction cup. This listing is for the suction cup version only. This is a SOLID bar of soap.

If you are a size queen, order a larger size!

PLEASE NOTE: This penis shaped soap is approximately 4 1/2-5 inches tall and weighs about 4 ounces. For the love of Pete...external use only! The color in the picture is more pink in person. If you chose the pink option, that is as Caucasian as it gets. If you order white, you will literally get a white penis, not a Caucasian penis.

IT IS 4.5-5 INCHES TALL. This measures from the bottom to the top. It is not the gripping area of the shaft. If you are looking for a good stroker, get the next size up. Link below.

A must have item for bachelor and bachelorette parties, white elephant gifts, birthdays and more! Each comes in an organza bag, great for gifting.

If you're looking for a slightly bigger version, BIGGER THAN 4.5-5 INCHES, then order this fella https://www.etsy.com/listing/470926274/penis-shaped-soap-suction-cup-veins?ref=related-2

Want a specific scent? Send me a convo prior to order and I'll see what I can do. The color will vary from that shown.

Have I mentioned that this is 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall?

To bump your order to the head of the line, you can purchase the rush fee here https://www.etsy.com/listing/542247277/rush-listing?ref=shop_home_active_6

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Ships from Seeley Lake, MT

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1,341 reviews

My order got lost, but she quickly rectified the situation and even sent a free sample!

maddison08 May 4, 2022

Item quality
5
Shipping
5
Customer service
5

First and for most this product did exactly what I wanted it to do. My boyfriend was being a dick so I thought that id buy him a dick, you know, for more familiarity in the home. I wanted this to make him uncomfortable .... AND IT DOES!!!! It is just décor in our bathroom and he tries to pretend its not there. In essence I get to spend every morning basking in schadenfreude as we brush our teeth and he is trying to pretend that a penis on the counter doesn't make him uncomfortable. The suction cup doesn't work because the hard soap (giggity) gets in the way.