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Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average size, novelty soap, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap, bar

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This penis shaped soap has a suction cup! Who doesn't love dick soap on a suction cup. This listing is for the suction cup version only. This is a SOLID bar of soap.

If you are a size queen, order a larger size!

PLEASE NOTE: This penis shaped soap is approximately 4 1/2-5 inches tall and weighs about 4 ounces. For the love of Pete...external use only! The color in the picture is more pink in person. If you chose the pink option, that is as Caucasian as it gets. If you order white, you will literally get a white penis, not a Caucasian penis.

IT IS 4.5-5 INCHES TALL. This measures from the bottom to the top. It is not the gripping area of the shaft. If you are looking for a good stroker, get the next size up. Link below.

A must have item for bachelor and bachelorette parties, white elephant gifts, birthdays and more! Each comes in an organza bag, great for gifting.

If you're looking for a slightly bigger version, BIGGER THAN 4.5-5 INCHES, then order this fella https://www.etsy.com/listing/470926274/penis-shaped-soap-suction-cup-veins?ref=related-2

Want a specific scent? Send me a convo prior to order and I'll see what I can do. The color will vary from that shown.

Have I mentioned that this is 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall?

To bump your order to the head of the line, you can purchase the $5 rush fee here https://www.etsy.com/listing/542247277/rush-listing?ref=shop_home_active_6


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This penis shaped soap has a suction cup! Who doesn't love dick soap on a suction cup. This listing is for the suction cup version only. This is a SOLID bar of soap.

If you are a size queen, order a larger size!

PLEASE NOTE: This penis shaped soap is approximately 4 1/2-5 inches tall and weighs about 4 ounces. For the love of Pete...external use only! The color in the picture is more pink in person. If you chose the pink option, that is as Caucasian as it gets. If you order white, you will literally get a white penis, not a Caucasian penis.

IT IS 4.5-5 INCHES TALL. This measures from the bottom to the top. It is not the gripping area of the shaft. If you are looking for a good stroker, get the next size up. Link below.

A must have item for bachelor and bachelorette parties, white elephant gifts, birthdays and more! Each comes in an organza bag, great for gifting.

If you're looking for a slightly bigger version, BIGGER THAN 4.5-5 INCHES, then order this fella https://www.etsy.com/listing/470926274/penis-shaped-soap-suction-cup-veins?ref=related-2

Want a specific scent? Send me a convo prior to order and I'll see what I can do. The color will vary from that shown.

Have I mentioned that this is 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall?

To bump your order to the head of the line, you can purchase the $5 rush fee here https://www.etsy.com/listing/542247277/rush-listing?ref=shop_home_active_6


Be sure to follow me on
Facebook at www.facebook.com/slickeryafterdark
Instagram www.instagram.com/slickeryafterdark
Twitter at www.twitter.com/slickeryafterda
Tumblr www.tumblr.com/slickeryafterdark

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(627)
Reviewed by Wendy Grennan
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 15, 2018
Arrived super quickly-perfect as a gag gift. Love the suction cup that was added; and smells really nice!
Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average size, novelty soap, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap, bar

Reviewed by Veronica Strauser
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 27, 2018
This is amazingly Awesome! I plan on sticking in the shower and waiting for the first girl to go in. I seriously cryied laughing when I saw it!
Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average size, novelty soap, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap, bar

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FAQs

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.
Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.
Yes! I have gift wrapping enabled when you check out with your order.
There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders. This guarantees the date of shipment, not the date of arrival.
NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them. Seriously. Just no.

Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average size, novelty soap, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap, bar

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Dirty mind, Humor, Soap, Love
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 627 reviews
  • Favorited by: 2063 people
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