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PICK YOUR D!CK catnip cat toy or dog squeaker toy / weird / gag gift / stocking stuffer

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Description

a colorful toy for your furry friend


penis is 5" long
crocheted with yarn made in the USA
filled with eco-stuffing and organic catnip or squeaker
made with love in California

Please supervise when in use.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(705)
Reviewed by Vanessa
Buyer photo Vanessa, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
May 17, 2018
This little wang is so much fun. It’s sturdily built and very well crafted. I’m not sure who likes it more! (Probably me, makes for great cat pics, haha!)
PICK YOUR D!CK catnip cat toy or dog squeaker toy / weird / gag gift / stocking stuffer

Reviewed by Aleksander Ljusic
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 30, 2017
Kittycat loves loves loves it. Thanks!
PICK YOUR DICK catnip cat toy or dog squeaker toy / weird / gag gift / stocking stuffer

Reviewed by Ali Stanley
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 7, 2017
It looks great (though haven't had the chance to see the pup play with it yet), and I'm sure it'll be a hit when I gift it to my brother's puppy this coming Christmas.
PICK YOUR DICK catnip cat toy or dog squeaker toy / weird / gag gift / stocking stuffer

Reviewed by Lulie Herigstad
5 out of 5 stars
May 3, 2018
A perfect item! My sisters cats love it. Great communication from seller. Thanks!
CAT TOY PENIS bright green weird funny cat toys catnip cat nip mature

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Because of the handmade nature of each product, returns are not accepted. The happiness of my customers is very important to me, so if you are unhappy with your product please message me.

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Meowadays uses recycled shipping packages. Yay!

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Meowadays does not refund due to stolen/lost packages or if an incorrect is given. If you would like to add "sign on delivery" and/or insurance for an additional cost message me.

Duty/Import taxes are the responsibility of the customer.

PICK YOUR D!CK catnip cat toy or dog squeaker toy / weird / gag gift / stocking stuffer

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$20.00

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: yarn, stuffing, squeaker, catnip
  • Feedback: 705 reviews
  • Favorited by: 73 people
  • Gift message available

Shipping & returns

Made just for you. Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks.
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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