Happy Hanukkah mother fuckers! Welcome back to Glow Fuck Yourself, and behold, the worlds first ANAL DREIDEL!!

Dreidel literally means “little spinner.” which is EXACTLY what you get when you celebrate the holidays with one of our custom Anal Dreidles :) Make baby Jesus happy!

Show your devotion to the lord above, the devil below, the local church, at family gatherings and heaven itself by representing the holiest of hollies, with your holiest of holes!

Perfect for use at the office, with friends, strangers, great fun for all, Yom Kippur!

Many believe that the letters on the dreidel — nun, gimel, hay, and shin — were taken from the Hebrew expression Nes Gadol Hayah Sham, which means “a great miracle happened there,”
and what better place for your very own Chanukah miracle then deep in side your tuchis? SHALOM!!

Dont be a Shmendrik, be the Mensch! With your very own anal dreidel :) Sing with me now!

I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it’s dry and ready
Oh dreidel, I shall play

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of clay
And when you’re dry and ready
Oh Dreidel we shall play

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of wood
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you when I could

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of glass
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you on the grass

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of gold
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you in the cold


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