Great Beards of Science Tee Shirt | Beard Shirt, Funny Science Shirt, Boyfriend Gift

Great Beards of Science Tee Shirt | Beard Shirt, Funny Science Shirt, Boyfriend Gift



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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: water based ink, cotton, polyester
  • Sleeve length: Short sleeve
  • Neckline: Crew

Whether you’re the beardy sort, yourself, or merely a pogonophile, you'd look dashing in a Great Beards of Science Tee Shirt.

Back in the day, men not only had beards, they had whiskers, muttonchops, and great billowing tufts in the form of spikes, spades, rhomboids, or villainous twirls. (And let’s give a shout out to those ground-breaking bearded ladies!)

Yes, a hirsute individual could sport a veritable arboretum of facial hair, and scientists were among the most flamboyant and fashionable of the lot.

Now that we’ve witnessed the resurgence of the mustache (“the training wheels of facial hair”), the beard is the phenotype whose time has come (back)!

This Great Beards of Science Tee features many scientists who could rock a beard. Hurrah for those hipsters of wisdom!

Sir William Crookes (chemist & physicist)
Ivan Pavlov (physiologist)
Alexander Graham Bell (engineer & inventor)
John Tyndall (physicist)
Walther Hermann Nernst (chemist)
Gilbert Lewis (physical chemist)
Johannes Kepler (mathematician)
Thomas Henry Huxley (biologist)
Alexander Murray (geologist)
Ernst Mach (physicist)
Thomas Chrowder Chamberlin (geologist)
Leonardo da Vinci (polymath)

Sizing: Unisex sizes XS-XXL
Printing: Screen printed in Portland, OR
Ink: Printed with water-based inks
Material: 52% Cotton, 48% Poly
Dye: Dyed with eco-friendly, low-water practices
Fabric: Fabric made in the USA
Assembly: Assembled in Nicaragua
Shirt Color: Heather Brown
Ink Color: White
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

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We do our best to get all orders shipped within 48 hours from the time you order (orders ship Monday-Friday, we're closed on weekends and national holidays), so most orders shipping within the United States arrive within a week. We ship from Portland, OR.

If you need your order by a specific date, please let us know in the notes section and we'll do everything we can to make it!

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Mary Dec 14, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Wow! I feel like I hit the gift-giving jackpot with this shop! Great products and designs - all arrived quickly and in great condition. Can't wait to give these to my science loving family. Thank you!

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gwenneal Aug 22, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

Perfecto! For my dear barbigerous B.I.L. Gracias muy mucho!


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ksminor22 Sep 1, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Best shirt ever! My (bearded) husband loves it and so do his 6th science classes!

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Valerie Joers May 12, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Love this shirt! It was very comfortable and soft. Bought a Large for my bearded boyfriend that is 5'9" and it fits very well and is surprisingly long, so it would fit taller men very well too! No problems after washing the shirt either.

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