Funny Anti Valentine's Day Card - Fire

$4.95

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Arrives by Dec 7-14 if you order today.
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Dec 7-14

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: 110 lb recycled paper, premium felt finish, matching recycled envelope, FSC Certified, individual cellophane wrapping protector

Junk Punch puts the "Sin" in Sincerely Yours

Measurements:
L 6.25” W 4.50”

Front of Card: This holiday makes me wanna set myself on fire.
Inside of Card: Happy Val... I can't.

Born from the desire to amuse, Junk Punch is an independently owned greeting card company in New Jersey that is committed to saying it the way you know you want to. Happily irreverent while fulfilling 100% of your US Recommended Daily Allowance of Sass, Junk Punch doesn’t mince words and neither should you.

All Junk Punch cards are printed on premium, 110-lb felt-finish paper, constructed using only FSC-certified stock, made from 30% minimum post-consumer recycled fibers. Matching A6 envelopes are also FSC-certified, made from 100% post-consumer recycled fibers. Each Junk Punch card arrives individually cello wrapped with matching envelope.

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Dec 7-14

Dec 3

After you place your order, JunkPunch will take 1-3 business days to prepare it for shipment.

Dec 5-7

JunkPunch puts your order in the mail.

Dec 7-14

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 7-14!

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Junk Punch

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66 reviews

4.5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

My favorite anti-valentines day card! It says it all and is the perfect card to give to someone who feels the same way! The seller and the card are awesome! Will definitely buy from this shop again!

Joan Doucette Feb 11, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

So perfect for all the anti Valentine Day people out there! Love the sense of humor! Will definitely be back to purchase more! Made sure I got it in time and I greatly appreciate that!

theweebanshee Feb 7, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

uknomee Apr 12, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

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