Funny Birthday Card - Hate Everybody

$4.95

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Dec 1-7

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: 110 lb recycled paper, premium felt finish, matching recycled envelope, FSC Certified, individual cellophane wrapping protector

Junk Punch puts the "Sin" in Sincerely Yours...

Measurements:
L 6.25” W 4.50”

Front of Card: I hate everybody.
Inside of Card: Except you. Happy Birthday.

Born from the desire to amuse, Junk Punch is an independently owned greeting card company in New Jersey that is committed to saying it the way you know you want to. Happily irreverent while fulfilling 100% of your US Recommended Daily Allowance of Sass, Junk Punch doesn’t mince words and neither should you.

All Junk Punch cards are printed on premium, 110-lb felt-finish paper, constructed using only FSC-certified stock, made from 30% minimum post-consumer recycled fibers. Matching A6 envelopes are also FSC-certified, made from 100% post-consumer recycled fibers. Each Junk Punch card arrives individually cello wrapped with matching envelope.

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Dec 1-7

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 1-7!

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66 shop reviews

4.5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Great card, and great quality! Arrived super fast and perfect. Love it!!

Chris Dyer Jan 10, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Looks just like the photo, shipped fast.

Susan Feb 2, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

frizibell Dec 26, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Awesome customer service. Got it in time! Love the quality of the paper, the printing, and the packaging was great! ❤️

Atma Things Apr 3, 2021

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