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Embroidered Christmas or Birthday toilet paper! "This is the shittiest gift I could find!" Gag Gift

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Embroidered Christmas or Birthday toilet paper! "This is the shittiest gift I could find!" Gag Gift

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Yes, embroidering on toilet paper is super neat!! Have trouble looking for a gift for that person who "has it all?" Well I bet they don't have this!! It's a perfect unique gift someone won't forget! It's even a great gift to give to your co-workers.

***I DO rush orders.. For an item(s) to ship next day, the charge is $8. Please message me so we can discuss details, and I will respond and send you a custom link right away. If you order before 5:00pm and purchase the RUSH ORDER fee, your item will ship out the following day guaranteed. Average shipping takes 2-3 business days, with deliveries on Saturday as well.***


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