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Gourmet Guidelines and Delicious Decrees Zine

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Food food foodie food! From serious to silly, I present you with a collection of important rules and instructions for the cooking and serving of food, collected from my closest friends and family. Some pages are self-explanatory, others a little more cryptic! I had a hilarious time recording these bits of crucial advice and hope to add many more volumes.

16 B & W pages, lusciously illustrated with hand lettering, inside a lovely color cover decorated with a superb jello salad. It measures 5.5 x 8.5 inches and is saddle stapled.

Bon Appétit!
Your Friend,
Betty Turbo

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5 out of 5 stars
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Reviewed by hayriy97

5 out of 5 stars
Feb 1, 2018
Amazing - high quality and very beautiful. Items shipped quickly and the seller is friendly! Thanks so much!
Hey Girl, The 90s Called Coloring Book Zine

Reviewed by Samantha Sands
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 28, 2017
Love it! A Christmas present for my girlfriend and she totally digs it!! Thank you! :)
Hey Girl, The 90s Called Coloring Book Zine

Reviewed by Jacqueline Murray
5 out of 5 stars
Oct 26, 2017
This is such a unique idea! This will be the perfect gift for my nostalgic, 90s obsessed friend.
Hey Girl, The 90s Called Coloring Book Zine

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If you finalize your order with the wrong PayPal address and ask me to manually change it, you forfeit any buyer protection privileges (PayPal's rule!), so I strongly advise double checking your address first!!

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I'm sorry shipping rates are so atrocious! The latest USPS increase definitely feels cost-prohibitive for single card customers. Just so you are aware, the increase for additional items is now very small, so your your shipping fees average out much less the more items you buy. I am not able to mark your purchase as a "gift" or send in an ordinary envelope with an ordinary stamp because that is fraud and therefore illegal.

Any customs/duty/import fees that may be assessed are the responsibility of the buyer.

Be aware that tracking on First Class International items ends when your item leaves the U.S. - there is no additional information I can provide to your package's whereabouts between then and when it reaches you!
Processing times are noted in each individual item listing, but in general I try to ship within 2-3 business days of receiving your order. If you are concerned about meeting a deadline, please contact me before placing your order and I will see what I can do. Be advised that neither First Class nor Priority Mail offer a guaranteed delivery date.

If you finalize your order with the wrong PayPal address and ask me to manually change it, you forfeit any buyer protection privileges (PayPal's rule!), so I strongly advise double checking your address first!!

DEAR INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS:

I'm sorry shipping rates are so atrocious! The latest USPS increase definitely feels cost-prohibitive for single card customers. Just so you are aware, the increase for additional items is now very small, so your your shipping fees average out much less the more items you buy. I am not able to mark your purchase as a "gift" or send in an ordinary envelope with an ordinary stamp because that is fraud and therefore illegal.

Any customs/duty/import fees that may be assessed are the responsibility of the buyer.

Be aware that tracking on First Class International items ends when your item leaves the U.S. - there is no additional information I can provide to your package's whereabouts between then and when it reaches you!

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All artwork in this shop is copyright Agnes Barton-Sabo and may not be used or reproduced in any way without permission of the artist. Sale of artwork does not transfer any copyright or grant permission for other uses.

For wholesale orders, please email me directly at agnesbartonsabo@gmail.com or find my linesheet on Etsy Wholesale.

For custom orders or press inquiries, please email me directly at agnesbartonsabo@gmail.com

Gourmet Guidelines and Delicious Decrees Zine

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