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Schroedingers Gift Card. All occasions. Physics humor. Gift card holder. Absurd humor. Made in USA. Blank card. Funny cards. Humorous cards

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CARD PURPOSE:
Great wealth… or crippling debt for generations to come? Your recipient wont know til they til they peek… or will they? Temptation? Paralyzing fear? Yes! Play the devil …

• Use this card to gift very thin objects. Or simply use it to be an All-Occasion Smartass.


CARD COPY:
Schroedinger's Card: Open and get either a $10 billion check or a $10 billion bill! ($10B check automatically enrolls you in the Tres Commas Club).


TECH SPECS:
- One card with accompanying envelope.
- Folded card measures 5.5" wide by 4.25" high (standard A2 card).
- Blank inside.
- Black ink on 80lb uncoated, more rigid, textured, white card stock.
- 100% recycled brown bag kraft envelope (70lb text, square flap) (standard A2 envelope).
- Designed and printed in Chicago. Woot!
CARD PURPOSE:
Great wealth… or crippling debt for generations to come? Your recipient wont know til they til they peek… or will they? Temptation? Paralyzing fear? Yes! Play the devil …

• Use this card to gift very thin objects. Or simply use it to be an All-Occasion Smartass.


CARD COPY:
Schroedinger's Card: Open and get either a $10 billion check or a $10 billion bill! ($10B check automatically enrolls you in the Tres Commas Club).


TECH SPECS:
- One card with accompanying envelope.
- Folded card measures 5.5" wide by 4.25" high (standard A2 card).
- Blank inside.
- Black ink on 80lb uncoated, more rigid, textured, white card stock.
- 100% recycled brown bag kraft envelope (70lb text, square flap) (standard A2 envelope).
- Designed and printed in Chicago. Woot!

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FAQs

Quantities of 1-6 cards are shipped in 9" x 6" envelopes.

Quantities of 7+ cards are shipped in small corrugated boxes (7.5"L x 5.5"W x Up to 2"D) or large corrugated boxes (10"W x 8"W x Up to 8"D).

Sometimes, we include a little invite to a brief customer experience survey. (We like data!)
US Postal Service. USPS First Class Letter/Lg Envelope or USPS First Class Package (aka Parcel) service depending on the quantity ordered.

If you'd prefer a different service, please reach out to me.
Typically with 1-2 business days of cleared payment.
See: https://www.usps.com/ship/welcome.htm for estimated shipping times.

If you don't receive your order, please contact us!
Please do not use our paper products to clean your bottom although you might be tempted to do so.
We enjoy flashing our brilliant cupcakes at life.
No, although you could say our humor is filtered through moonshine. Especially apple pie flavored moonshine.

MoonshinePaperLLC made this item with help from

  • Blooming Color, Naperville, IL
MoonshinePaperLLC made this item with help from:
  • Blooming Color, Naperville, IL

Schroedingers Gift Card. All occasions. Physics humor. Gift card holder. Absurd humor. Made in USA. Blank card. Funny cards. Humorous cards

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