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The Bad Parent's Garden of Verse, Ogden Nash, New York Simon & Schuster 1936, First Edition Hardcover Poetry Adult Humor

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The Bad Parent's Garden of Verse
by Nash, Ogden
Published by NY: Simon & Schuster (1936)
First Edition Hardcover 132 pages
Measures 8x5 inches Weighs 12 ounces

Condition: Good.
Blue cloth boards with gold decoration at front and gold spine text.
Off-white pages are strong and clean. Blue ribbon marker.
Boards are scuffed at edges, overall a aged copy, some light fraying at corners.
Previously part of the Western Women's Club and the check-out card is attached at back. Last dated Aug 24, 1943.
The gutter is showing in the middle, but the text is tight in the binding and the copy is solid.


"
Children's Party
May I join you in the dog house, Rover?
I wish to retire till the party's over.
Since three o'clock I've done my best
To entertain each tiny guest;
My conscience now I've left behind me,
And if they want me, let them find me.
I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats,
I kept them from each others' throats.
I told them tales of magic lands,
I took them out to wash their hands.
I sorted their rubbers and tied their laces,
I wiped their noses and dried their faces.
Of similarity there's lots
'Twixt tiny tots and Hottentots.
I've earned repose to heal the ravages
Of these angelic-looking savages.
[13]
"
The Bad Parent's Garden of Verse
by Nash, Ogden
Published by NY: Simon & Schuster (1936)
First Edition Hardcover 132 pages
Measures 8x5 inches Weighs 12 ounces

Condition: Good.
Blue cloth boards with gold decoration at front and gold spine text.
Off-white pages are strong and clean. Blue ribbon marker.
Boards are scuffed at edges, overall a aged copy, some light fraying at corners.
Previously part of the Western Women's Club and the check-out card is attached at back. Last dated Aug 24, 1943.
The gutter is showing in the middle, but the text is tight in the binding and the copy is solid.


"
Children's Party
May I join you in the dog house, Rover?
I wish to retire till the party's over.
Since three o'clock I've done my best
To entertain each tiny guest;
My conscience now I've left behind me,
And if they want me, let them find me.
I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats,
I kept them from each others' throats.
I told them tales of magic lands,
I took them out to wash their hands.
I sorted their rubbers and tied their laces,
I wiped their noses and dried their faces.
Of similarity there's lots
'Twixt tiny tots and Hottentots.
I've earned repose to heal the ravages
Of these angelic-looking savages.
[13]
"

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